AN INSULT

 If I will ever need a brain transplant, I would choose yours because I need a brain that had never been used. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow, and you won't regret it.

      .COMEDY DON.

VERY FUNNY

Why is it that in Europe, South America, and the USA they have cemetery directors? And to make matters interesting is that directors are appointed from and by the living ones but not from the deads. At least their voices are important here! Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friends, follow us, and won't regret it.

        .COMEDY DON.

YOU CAN BE PUNISHED FOR NOTHING DONE!

 Ask me how come? when I was still a schoolboy, I was punished for not doing homework! I didn't do anything but I was punished. Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friend, follow us, and you won't regret it.

       . COMEDY DON.

FUNNY AMERICAN SYSTEM!

 America as a country is full of comedy ask me how? The judges can sentence a teenager to death as a punishment and instead of killing him the next day, no the government will provide him with education, and when he or she gets sick they will still provide medical care for them! It's only in the USA that prisoners will live to their life expectancy while on death row. Please if you find this interesting, comment, share it with your friends or groups, click on the like button, and follow us, and you will never regret it.

          .COMEDY DON.

CHEAPER TO KILL A MAN THAN A WOMAN!

 If you want to kill a man, no effort is required just put a woman in front of him and the job is done. But if you're planning to kill a woman a lot of effort is required like hiring a detective or investigator in order to watch for her moves, hiring a sniper, planning a car crush for her, planning a plane crush for her, and many more others. Killing a woman is very expensive because there are huge investments required than killing a man! 

          COMEDY DON.

COMEDY IN THE BIBLE TWO!

If only eating a fruit resulted in death as a punishment for mankind according to the Bible, Then a question follows what did the animals, birds, fish, and many others eat or did to deserve death as a punishment? Don't tell me that it's still from man!

        .COMEDY DON.

HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY.

It started right from the garden of  Eden when God created man, then He looked around and saw that something was missing in the garden He then created Eve to make his creation complete. Therefore I wish a happy women's day to all ladies around the world. And thanks for being there for us at all costs.

     . COMEDY DON.

ECONOMIST!!!

    Towards my wedding, I discovered that a suit was costing 1500 dollars very expensive in my country and when  I checked the cost of suits in Milan it was cheaper there. So I decide to travel to Milan, I bought air tickets to and flow for 650 dollars, on my arrival I checked in the hotel for 250 dollars a night, my dinner and breakfast cost me 270 dollars, and finally, I bought a suit at the cost of 1250 dollars. And I saved 250 dollars. It's good to study economics, wait you can now call me a genius! Please if you find this interesting, share, click on the like button, comment and most of all follow us and you will not regret it.

         .COMEDY DON.

AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM.

A man was accused of killing three people in a homicide and at the end of the hearing of his case, all three judges concluded that he was guilty.

He was sentenced to three life sentences plus 90 years! This guy is very lucky because he has a lot to see just imagine three life sentences plus 90 years, how I wish I was him!

I don't just understand the American judges what kind of books do they read? Please comment, share, click on the like button if you find it interesting, and most of all follow us you won't regret it.

       .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYING TWO.

 Smile and the world will smile with you.

 Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!

       .COMEDY DON.

DEALERS/BUSINESS MEN

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.

           .COMEDY DON.

         

STABLE GOVERNMENTS.

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable government but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.

   .COMEDY DON.

POVERTY IS A DISEASE!!

 Today me and my family we thank God for improving our economical status. We used to be the poorest family in my village but today things have changed, we are the second poorest family in the village! At least now we have somebody to compare ourselves to.

        .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYINGS!

 Be calm in this world and you will never have problems with anybody! Liar, what did Jesus do to deserve such beating, or maybe John the baptist did something bad that made the princess demand his head be presented to her on a tray! 

      .COMEDY DON.

EXPIRING DATE!!!

There is also comedy in the companies that produce poisons! 

An expiry date is printed on each pack of poison. So what happens when it expires? Will it be more or less dangerous?

       .COMEDY DON.

RULES AND REGULATIONS

 Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie, no corruption. The government hates competitions!!

           .COMEDY DON.

WEAK SECRET SERVICE

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.

            .COMEDY DON.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.

 Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.

     .COMEDY DON.

WHO ARE HUMAN BEINGS?

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.

         .COMEDY DON.

AMERICAN JUDICIARY SYSTEM

 Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.

      .COMEDY DON.

I'M FINISHED!

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so that you can kill it. 

Then suddenly the electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.

  .COMEDY DON.

готовим дома

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))

     .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН. 

CHILD SPACING.

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries. And that's what we call family planning.

         .COMEDY DON.

VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

          .COMEDY DON.

THE DREAM

The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting:

Get up quickly! My husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, and hurts himself, And then he realises that he's the husband.

             .COMEDY DON.