Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime.
Thief one. I stole one matchbox.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.
Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.
Thief three. I stole one car.
Thief one. I stole one matchbox.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.
Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.
Thief three. I stole one car.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.
COMEDY DON
