https://muddysearch.com/2yVtHc Swearing on highways is illegal/prohibited in Rockville, Maryland. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups. Click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Georgia, eating fried chicken with a fork is illegal in Gainesville. Because Gainesville is considered to be the capital/centre for poultry in the world. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Maine, Dancing requires a special permit in alcohol serving establishments. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Dear Father, the people You created from our rib are now saying that they're ready to compensate us/ to give us back all that we spent on them. We need your advice. Please share this with your friends and groups, and comment, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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If you're looking for stable governments, Africa is home to stable governments. That's where you will experience stability/ no changes in any sector, we're maintaining our history. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups. Click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Idaho, Cannibalism is illegal except for survival! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Hawaii, Coins can't be placed in the ears. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Florida, Unmarried women can't parachute on Sunday. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Delaware, whispering in church is prohibited. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of California, women can't drive while wearing housecoats. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Arizona, donkeys are not allowed to sleep in the bathtubs. This law resulted from a 1920s incident when a donkey was washed away by a flood while sleeping in a bathtub. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Alabama, no fake moustaches in churches because this may result in laughter, disrupting services. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
As I was about to reach home yesterday, I saw a lot of smoke coming from our house and fire trucks in our compound. Then I realised the results of my wife's trying to learn how to cook!
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President Trump has started deporting immigrants back to their countries of origin. Let's hope the Lady of Liberty won't be deported back to France, as that's where she originated between 1880 and 1884.
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1. Should pick a woman who cares about you.
2. You should choose a woman who loves you.
3. Should pick a trustworthy woman.
4. Choose a woman who renders you her time.
5. Choose a woman who makes you happy.
6. And finally, make sure that these five women don't get to know each other.
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Welcome to the twenty-first century.
Where prostitutes are advising married ladies!
The unemployed ones are living better than the employed ones!
The uneducated are creating jobs for the educated ones!
Single people are enjoying life compared than married people!
The minority are making decisions for the majority!
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Who remembers in the Bible when Moses stretched his hand over the Red Sea and the water divided allowing the Israelites to cross to the other side?
How deep was or is the Red Sea?
Bible scholars get serious.
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How come Jesus, being God's son, never saw this coming while selecting His disciples? Judas Iscariot is likely to betray Him! Simon Peter will deny knowing Him! And finally, Thomas doubts Jesus! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.
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Guess the country?
I travelled to a country in West Africa and I drank too much alcohol. I asked a waitress to call a taxi to take me to the hotel where I was lodging. Some minutes passed before I was told that the taxi had already arrived. I hurried outside and didn't see any taxi; a few yards from where I was standing, there was an ambulance. I kept waiting until the waitress came and told me that the ambulance I was looking at was actually the taxi I had been waiting for. Immediately, the driver came out and opened the door for me. I thought it was a joke until I reached my destination and the driver demanded the taxi fare. That's when I realised how civilisation has changed and simplified everything. Your answers are to be taken seriously in the comment section, and share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Did you know that we spend all our time here on earth waiting to die? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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The doctor gave me one year to live. The following day, I killed him for giving me little time to live. Then the judge gave me a twenty-five-year sentence. Did I solve the problem or create more problems? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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There are a few things found in men's brains. And these are: Money, sex, alcohol, and sometimes sports.
While in women's brains, there are many things found: Money, love, sex, care, security, shoes, bags, clothes, cars, best houses, flowers, positive surprises, alcohol, and the list continues. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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I love you is not a question, but why does it require an answer?
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Did you know that life is just a story that tells us how we die?
Because in the end, all of us shall die.
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Did you know that the first doctor in history never went to school/or studied medicine?
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Why is it that when you discover oil, gold, or other minerals on your land, they are called government properties?
And if hard drugs are found on your land, are they called your own?
And you will even receive a punishment for that!!
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When a married man dates a married woman, what are they looking for?
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Mr Gari was born somewhere in Africa to Mr and Mrs Cassava. he tried settling in many African countries but was not welcomed. He never gave up on his mission of saving his brothers and sisters and kept trying by visiting other African countries until he arrived in West Africa, where he was welcomed greatly. He was happily welcomed in Nigeria, where he later opened up his headquarters, and since then, he has saved millions of Nigerians from dying of hunger/starvation. One Nigerian said," How Nigerians would have survived in the absence of Mr Gari?". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and won't regret it.
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I have never seen a woman make a broke guy rich, but I have seen guys make poor ladies rich.
I have never seen a lady paying fees for a guy through university, but I have seen guys doing so due to love!
I have also seen ladies turn guys from billionaires to millionaires! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.
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They say that there is democracy, freedom of speech, human rights, peace and equality yet Elon Musk is the richest human on earth with a sum of 400 billion dollars. No single arrest warrant has been issued for his arrest. In Christianity, they say "Share the little you have with your neighbour" There are eight billion people on earth, and even if he gives each person a million dollars, he will still remain the richest. Equality is a theory, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Do you truly own that apartment you claim is yours?
If you believe so, then allow me to pose these questions:
Who possesses the walls on all sides of your so-called apartment?
If you think you own them, try removing just one brick from any side you choose!
Then you will confront the facts.
Who owns the floor and roof of your apartment?
Similarly, the floor and the roof belong to the neighbours above and below you!
This means that you only own the space in between the walls.
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Did you know that prostitution is the only business where after selling, the goods actually remain with the seller, and the buyer takes home nothing? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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You gave your life to Jesus and you were even baptised. But when you find yourself in problems or anything bad happens to you, why do you blame satan/devil? Your answers will be highly regarded, please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Did you know that French and English are compulsory in many African countries, while agriculture is optional?
That's why Africans can speak better English and French on empty stomachs!
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Don't let money control you! But when I was poor, nobody bothered/ cared. Please comment and click like if you find this interesting. Share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, you won't regret it.
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What do homeless people think about?
And how can they improve their conditions?
My advice to them is to rob a bank and, if they succeed, buy shelters for themselves.
If they fail, they can still commit any crime, the shelter will be provided by going to jail.
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Did you know that Africans tend to avoid or prevent themselves from becoming victims of scammers?
Yet they go to churches and even offer offerings there!!
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Did you know that celebrating your birthday is the only way that you're reminded of how old you have become? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Did you know that in Africa, we open up meetings with prayers?
And lie to each other throughout, then finally the meeting is closed with another prayer!
And nobody bathers to ask God for forgiveness.
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If the cheetah is the fastest animal in the animal kingdom, why do humans measure car speeds in horsepower?
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What came first between a hen and an egg??
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It's true rigging elections is everywhere, but in some African countries, they over rig elections and that's why everyone knows about it.
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They say that if you want to hide anything from the black man, put it inside the book!
That was then, today there's nobody that knows the Bible more than a black man!
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They say baptism washes away your sins, wait Jesus was also baptized!
Do you mean Jesus was born with sins?
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A friend of mine had cancer and had tried many treatments but failed and he wanted to live at least for more five years.
Accidentally one day as he was driving home, he knocked down and killed two people on the spot and was sentenced to two life sentences in prison!
I don't have enough words to explain how happy he was on receiving two life sentences in prison. Am jealous of him!
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When you're born, the first things to appear in front of you are the world problems ahead of your life.
That's why a newborn baby cries immediately after arriving on earth but people receiving you are very happy to see you, why? "unknown".
The time you're to spend here on earth is determined even before coming out of your mother's womb!
And when the time comes for you to leave/ die, you die crying (tears of joy).
Because you're finally going home and the world's problems will be left behind.
But people surrounding you or your friends and relatives, are also left mourning or in sorrow because they're going to miss you, and they can't replace you.
Please thanks for travelling with us on our life journey.
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Genesis 1:1 states, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth!"
If God existed before the creation of the heavens and the earth, this implies that Genesis 1:1 is not truly the beginning!
Have you ever contemplated this?
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How did mapmakers manage to draw lines and boundaries on the world map?
Where were they standing?
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Did you know that wallets are actually pockets we put inside?
It doesn't make any sense, but you're doing it.
It's like arranging your clothes in a bag and putting them in a suitcase!!
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Did you know that the first teacher in history never attended any school?
Have you ever thought about that?
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Why do baby clothes have pockets? And what are they for?
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Why is it called a toothbrush when it cleans all the teeth?
Is it not right to call them teethbrushes?
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