FUNNY SAYINGS, 2.

Don't let money control you! But when I was poor, nobody bothered/ cared. Please comment and click like if you find this interesting. Share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, you won't regret it.

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FUNNY SAYINGS, 1.

Money is the root of all evil, but it's still money that's offered in church as an offering. Please comment and click like if you find this interesting. Share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED.

I am proud of two people on this planet, Gagarin and Newton. One tried to get the fuck off this planet, and the other proved that the first one won't succeed. Please share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find this interesting, comment, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART IV...

What do homeless people think about? 

And how can they improve their conditions?

My advice to them is to rob a bank and, if they succeed, buy shelters for themselves.

If they fail, they can still commit any crime, the shelter will be provided by going to jail. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART III...

 Did you know that Africans tend to avoid or prevent themselves from becoming victims of scammers?

Yet they go to churches and even offer offerings there!! 

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HOW TO FIND OUT WHEATHER YOUR HUSBAND IS CHEATING OR NOT?

I advise ladies to buy new women's pants and after reaching home, pretend that they found them inside their bedroom. When he returns home, ask him whose pants were? If he tells you that, the pants belong to his friend's girlfriend, he's telling you lies! And if he answers that he doesn't know whose pants were. The guy is clear and not cheating. Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS

Did you know that celebrating your birthday is the only way that you're reminded of how old you have become? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART II..

 Did you know that in Africa, we open up meetings with prayers?

And lie to each other throughout, then finally the meeting is closed with another prayer! 

And nobody bathers to ask God for forgiveness. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART I...

 If the cheetah is the fastest animal in the animal kingdom, why do humans measure car speeds in horsepower? 

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QUESTION AND ANSWERS!!!!

 What came first between a hen and an egg?? 

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RIGGING ELECTIONS IS EVERYWHERE!!!

 It's true rigging elections is everywhere, but in some African countries, they over rig elections and that's why everyone knows about it. 

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FUNNY PROVERBS..

They say that if you want to hide anything from the black man, put it inside the book!

That was then, today there's nobody that knows the Bible more than a black man!

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BIBLE SCHOLARS...

They say baptism washes away your sins, wait Jesus was also baptized! 

Do you mean Jesus was born with sins?

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AMERICAN JUDICIARY SYSTEM PART TWO

A friend of mine had cancer and had tried many treatments but failed and he wanted to live at least for more five years. 

Accidentally one day as he was driving home, he knocked down and killed two people on the spot and was sentenced to two life sentences in prison! 

I don't have enough words to explain how happy he was on receiving two life sentences in prison. Am jealous of him! 

          .COMEDY DON.  

THE FUNNY JOURNEY OF LIFE!!!!

When you're born, the first things to appear in front of you are the world problems ahead of your life. 

That's why a newborn baby cries immediately after arriving on earth but people receiving you are very happy to see you, why? "unknown". 

The time you're to spend here on earth is determined even before coming out of your mother's womb! 

And when the time comes for you to leave/ die, you die crying (tears of joy).

Because you're finally going home and the world's problems will be left behind.

But people surrounding you or your friends and relatives, are also left mourning or in sorrow because they're going to miss you, and they can't replace you.

Please thanks for travelling with us on our life journey. 

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          .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY QUESTIONS, PART TEN..

Genesis 1:1 states, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth!" 

 

If God existed before the creation of the heavens and the earth, this implies that Genesis 1:1 is not truly the beginning! 

 

Have you ever contemplated this? 

 

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FUNNY QUESTION PART NINE..

How did mapmakers manage to draw lines and boundaries on the world map? 

Where were they standing? 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART EIGHT..

Did you know that wallets are actually pockets we put inside? 

It doesn't make any sense, but you're doing it. 

It's like arranging your clothes in a bag and putting them in a suitcase!! 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART SEVEN.

 Did you know that the first teacher in history never attended any school?

 Have you ever thought about that?

 Imagine, Please your answers are highly considered in the comment section.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART SIX.

Why do baby clothes have pockets? And what are they for? 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART FIVE.

Why is it called a toothbrush when it cleans all the teeth? 

Is it not right to call them teethbrushes? 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS?

Did you know that humans are the only species that pay to live on Earth while other species live freely?

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TIME INVENTOR/ FUNNY QUESTION PART THREE.

What time was it when the first clock was invented? 

Have you ever thought about it? 

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FUNNY QUESTION PART TWO

 Do you know that money is just a scam?

 If money is significant/vital in human life! 

Why do governments keep their reserves in gold or other minerals? 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS?

 If the earth is spinning, why are we not dizzy? 

Why everything is still in one place without any movement? 

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