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Friday, June 14, 2024

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

 A man was jailed for five years for failure to pay child support. 

After serving his sentence through D.N.A. he discovered that he's not the biological father to the child in question!! 

And when the jury asked the woman whether she was aware or not? 

Aware, replied the woman!!

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        .COMEDY DON.

Friday, June 7, 2024

THIS LIFE NOT BALANCED!!

A friend of mine snatched a married woman from her husband and married her. 

But today I met him crying and complaining that his close friend had snatched his wife from him! 

What you do to others will definitely come back to you. 

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                .COMEDY DON.

Friday, May 31, 2024

MONEY SCAM!!!

 Imagine to print money, you need to spend money! 

Is it meaningful or it's a scam? 

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        .COMEDY DON.

Friday, May 24, 2024

WOMEN AND THEIR PROBLEMS PART TWO!!

 The wife and husband were on a safari or a trip observing wild animals.

 Wife: see even a lion is better than you.

 Husband:  what do you mean?

Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several times.

Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty times a day replied the park ranger.

 Wife:  this lioness is lucky.

Husband: does a lion mate with the same lioness fifty times? 

No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!! 

I left them fighting, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it. 

          .COMEDY DON.. 

       

Friday, May 17, 2024

ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD!!

After too much drinking of alcohol yesterday, I gave my mobile telephone to a woman seated next to me to write and save her number to my phonebook.

 So that we can meet next time to form a further relationship. 

Instead of the woman saving her number, I next heard a bottle breaking on my head. 

Then the following day I discovered that the woman who was seated next to me while drinking yesterday was my wife!!

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        .COMEDY DON.  

Friday, May 10, 2024

FUNNY LAWS!!!

 Don't drink and drive, yet bars and restaurants do own parking spaces, car parks or car lots!!

 So what are those car spaces for? 

Humans are very funny seriously!

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         .COMEDY DON.

Friday, May 3, 2024

EDUCATION IS JUST A SCAM!!

 Why do I think that education is a scam?

 Imagine you have some money then you decide to use it to pay for your tuition fees through university or college. 

Then, after graduation, you start searching for a job to earn money!!! 

This doesn't make sense at all! 

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             .COMEDY DON.

Friday, April 26, 2024

MOBILE TELEPHONE SCAM!!!

 For example, the iPhone Max Pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices range from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card.

 Without a sim card, your iPhone or any mobile telephone is useless.

 let at least the prices for sim cards rise to 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me, people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!!

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             .COMEDY DON.

Friday, April 19, 2024

THIS LIFE IS UNBALANCED!!!

My ex-wife divorced me because I had cheated on her.

Today she's a side chick to a married man with seven children. 

This life is not balanced. 

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                 .COMEDY DON.

Friday, April 12, 2024

THIS LIFE IS UNBALANCED!!!

Imagine humans have not yet developed and fully explored the planet Earth, yet they are exploring and developing other planets.

For example, Elon Musk is planning by 2050 to have the first one million settlers (people) on Mars! 

This life is unbalanced.

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             .COMEDY DON.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCESD!!!

 Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothing, bed sheets, mattresses, and medical treatment when they get sick. 

Some even have television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play their loved games. 

While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! 

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            .COMEDY DON.

Friday, March 29, 2024

SIGNS OF MADNESS!!!

 The following are the signs of madness:

Dancing without music!

Running when nobody is chasing you!!

Laughing when others are crying!

Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!!

Introspective/ talking to yourself!!

Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!!

Praying for a long life when you're poor!!

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       .COMEDY DON.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

FOUR KINDS/ TYPES OF MEN!!!

  In real life, there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are;

- Gift from God.

-Not fish and not meat!

- God, why? 

-God forbid!

Please in the comments, ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men.

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         .COMEDY DON. 

Friday, March 15, 2024

MY PRAYERS!!

When I asked God to make my enemies disappear.

That's when my friends started disappearing! 

I don't understand. What's happening? 

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            .COMEDY DON.

Friday, March 8, 2024

WHAT ARE THE THREE RINGS IN LIFE?

  These are their meanings; 

 Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.

Wedding Ring    - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.

Suffering      - Achievements acquired after fulfilling the above.

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            . COMEDY DON.

Friday, March 1, 2024

A MILLIONAIRES FUNNY WORDS!!

 If you're chatting with two billionaires, you'll be the third one!

 If you speak with two wise men, you'll become the third wise man!

 If you're conversing with a swarm of fools, you'll soon feel at home! 

If you're chatting with two kings, you'll be the third one! 

If you're talking to two idiots, you'll likely become the third one! 

If you're engaging with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!

If you're communicating with two criminals, you'll soon be the third one! 

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           . COMEDY DON.

Friday, February 23, 2024

WOMEN STOP MISS BEHAVING!!!

 When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!

 Keeping my clothes in the suitcase doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!

When I store my goods in a warehouse or store, the warehouse doesn't own them!

Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! 

Therefore women or mothers please behave! 

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                      .COMEDY DON.

Friday, February 16, 2024

THE PLACE OF BIRTH PLAYS A BIG ROLE IN A CHILD'S LIFE!!

 The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life! 

If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant.

If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner.

If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming.

If a child is born in the cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cemetery cleaner.

If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or beggar!

If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleaner or fisherman!

If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work there!

If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester!

 In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!!

And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above!

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       .COMEDY DON.

Friday, February 9, 2024

FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS 2!!!!

The only woman that knows her husband's whereabouts is the widow!

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            .COMEDY DON.

Friday, February 2, 2024

ADVICE!!!

 If you want to die early, add poverty, jealousy, and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you!!

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        .COMEDY DON.


Friday, January 26, 2024

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

Imagine the creator of heaven and earth has one child, but you who owns just a one-bedroomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! 

Things are not right somewhere. 

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                .COMEDY DON.

Friday, January 19, 2024

DEFINE U.S.A?????

If somebody asked you to define the U.S.A., how would you go by the question?

In a few words, the U.S.A. - Is a modernized refuge camp!! 

Who are the Americans? 

 Are modernized refugees living in a modernized refuge camp(U.S.A)

Therefore U.S.A. is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!!

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                   .COMEDY DON.

Friday, January 12, 2024

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

  I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank to wed his wife.

 Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!!

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        .COMEDY DON.

Friday, January 5, 2024

PIECE OF ADVICE, DON'T EVER TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!



I just came home hugged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one.

She looked at me and then the next thing I heard, was a plate breaking on my head!

Followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked.

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                          .COMEDY DON.

Friday, December 29, 2023

THE BIBLE AND IT'S FICTIONS/ FUNNY QUESTION!!!!

Why would God have to send His only son to die to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? 

There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! 

There's no logic seriously!

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          .COMEDY DON.




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