FUNNY SAYING TWO.

 Smile and the world will smile with you.

 Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!

       .COMEDY DON.

DEALERS/BUSINESS MEN

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.

           .COMEDY DON.

         

STABLE GOVERNMENTS.

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable government but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.

   .COMEDY DON.

POVERTY IS A DISEASE!!

 Today me and my family we thank God for improving our economical status. We used to be the poorest family in my village but today things have changed, we are the second poorest family in the village! At least now we have somebody to compare ourselves to.

        .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYINGS!

 Be calm in this world and you will never have problems with anybody! Liar, what did Jesus do to deserve such beating, or maybe John the baptist did something bad that made the princess demand his head be presented to her on a tray! 

      .COMEDY DON.

EXPIRING DATE!!!

There is also comedy in the companies that produce poisons! 

An expiry date is printed on each pack of poison. So what happens when it expires? Will it be more or less dangerous?

       .COMEDY DON.

RULES AND REGULATIONS

 Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie, no corruption. The government hates competitions!!

           .COMEDY DON.

WEAK SECRET SERVICE

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.

            .COMEDY DON.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.

 Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.

     .COMEDY DON.

WHO ARE HUMAN BEINGS?

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.

         .COMEDY DON.

AMERICAN JUDICIARY SYSTEM

 Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.

      .COMEDY DON.

I'M FINISHED!

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so that you can kill it. 

Then suddenly the electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.

  .COMEDY DON.

готовим дома

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))

     .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН. 

CHILD SPACING.

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries. And that's what we call family planning.

         .COMEDY DON.

VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

          .COMEDY DON.

THE DREAM

The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting:

Get up quickly! My husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, and hurts himself, And then he realises that he's the husband.

             .COMEDY DON.

             

THE TRAGEDY

 Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!

. COMEDY DON.

LOVE HEROES

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.

                   

           .COMEDY DON.

INSIDE THE BAG

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.

         .COMEDY DON.

COMEDY IN THE BIBLE

 There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.
  
            .COMEDY DON.

ORIGINAL PRODUCT FROM CHINA.

For years people have been complaining about duplicated  Chinese products and many saying that China is known for producing fake or duplicated products. But this time China proved everybody wrong by producing an original product which is COVID-19.

        COMEDY DON.
              

UNLUCKY

A man is seated in a bar, with his head bowed on the table, a bottle of wine is standing in front of him, another man entered the bar, he sees a sleeping guy. took a seat near him, he realized that the guy was sleeping and decided to drink for free. Therefore he took the bottle of wine standing in front of the sleeping man and drank it! After drinking then the man woke up only to see his bottle empty, then he started screaming what kind of life is this? why today everything is happening to me? first I lost my job, my wife has left me, my house has been taken by the bank due to the loan, my car crashed in an accident, and even the poisoned wine I have prepared for myself has been taken away from me.
. COMEDY DON.

BANK ROBBERY.

Two men in masks bagged into a morgue and announced that it was a bank robbery, the morgue attendant answered the next door, thanks for reading.

        .COMEDY DON.

HEAVENLY HOPES

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.

     . COMEDY DON.

ALCOHOLIC

Every morning my wife and friends always tell me that I have a very big problem, And I don't know what kind of problem they talking about. But in the evening nobody tells me anything.

                          COMEDY DON