WEAK SECRET SERVICE

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.

            .COMEDY DON.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.

 Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.

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WHO ARE HUMAN BEINGS?

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.

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AMERICAN JUDICIARY SYSTEM

 Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.

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I'M FINISHED!

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so that you can kill it. 

Then suddenly the electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.

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готовим дома

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))

     .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН. 

CHILD SPACING.

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries. And that's what we call family planning.

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VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

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THE DREAM

The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting:

Get up quickly! My husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, and hurts himself, And then he realises that he's the husband.

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THE TRAGEDY

 Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!

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LOVE HEROES

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.

                   

           .COMEDY DON.

INSIDE THE BAG

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.

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COMEDY IN THE BIBLE

 There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.
  
            .COMEDY DON.

ORIGINAL PRODUCT FROM CHINA.

For years people have been complaining about duplicated  Chinese products and many saying that China is known for producing fake or duplicated products. But this time China proved everybody wrong by producing an original product which is COVID-19.

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UNLUCKY

A man is seated in a bar, with his head bowed on the table, a bottle of wine is standing in front of him, another man entered the bar, he sees a sleeping guy. took a seat near him, he realized that the guy was sleeping and decided to drink for free. Therefore he took the bottle of wine standing in front of the sleeping man and drank it! After drinking then the man woke up only to see his bottle empty, then he started screaming what kind of life is this? why today everything is happening to me? first I lost my job, my wife has left me, my house has been taken by the bank due to the loan, my car crashed in an accident, and even the poisoned wine I have prepared for myself has been taken away from me.
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BANK ROBBERY.

Two men in masks bagged into a morgue and announced that it was a bank robbery, the morgue attendant answered the next door, thanks for reading.

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HEAVENLY HOPES

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.

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ALCOHOLIC

Every morning my wife and friends always tell me that I have a very big problem, And I don't know what kind of problem they talking about. But in the evening nobody tells me anything.

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PASTOR TALKING WITH GOD ON PHONE.

Today pastors can talk to God by phone not like before when people waited for God to reach them. A Nigerian pastor was seen talking to God by phone while performing miracles in his church. So for more information, contact Nigerian pastors if your interested in acquiring God's telephone number!!!

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FAKE NEWS

Led by Nigeria, African countries are to send peacekeepers to the United States to calm the ongoing situation.

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lIFE IN THE BOTTLE

One month has passed since I stopped drinking and I have just realized that I didn't only lose the taste but I also lost family and friends.

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HUSBAND AND WIFE REGRETS

One day we had an argument between me and my wife, she regretted having met me. And I also showed her my regrets too. and told her that upon all women who were in the bar that day, it's her I approached.
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ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MARRIED MAN AND A BACHELOR

The married man giving advice to a bachelor.

Married man: get married and become a free man.

Bachelor: I'm a free man, unlike you.

married man: what do you mean?

Bachelor:  The other day, you wanted to join us go fishing but your wife held you back.

Bachelor: I go anywhere I want, I can go to heaven and from there I branch off to hell and nobody will hold me back. That means am a free man. 

ORTHOCORONAVIRINAE EFFECT SIX

  I was in the bank today, I coughed and received VIP attention from both the clients and the bank staff. In five years I haven't received search attention. After coughing, I turned and raised my head and nobody was there including the bank staff. 
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IMPACTS OF CORONA VIRUS FIVE

As we were flying from Nigeria to Kenya, one passenger coughed and panic started among passengers. We asked the pilot to do something about it and before we knew it the pilot was nowhere to be seen, that's how we landed safely in our graves. Please don't include us among those who died of coronavirus.
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