HEAVENLY HOPES

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.

     . COMEDY DON.

ALCOHOLIC

Every morning my wife and friends always tell me that I have a very big problem, And I don't know what kind of problem they talking about. But in the evening nobody tells me anything.

                          COMEDY DON

PASTOR TALKING WITH GOD ON PHONE.

Today pastors can talk to God by phone not like before when people waited for God to reach them. A Nigerian pastor was seen talking to God by phone while performing miracles in his church. So for more information, contact Nigerian pastors if your interested in acquiring God's telephone number!!!

        .COMEDY DON.  

FAKE NEWS

Led by Nigeria, African countries are to send peacekeepers to the United States to calm the ongoing situation.

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lIFE IN THE BOTTLE

One month has passed since I stopped drinking and I have just realized that I didn't only lose the taste but I also lost family and friends.

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HUSBAND AND WIFE REGRETS

One day we had an argument between me and my wife, she regretted having met me. And I also showed her my regrets too. and told her that upon all women who were in the bar that day, it's her I approached.
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ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MARRIED MAN AND A BACHELOR

The married man giving advice to a bachelor.

Married man: get married and become a free man.

Bachelor: I'm a free man, unlike you.

married man: what do you mean?

Bachelor:  The other day, you wanted to join us go fishing but your wife held you back.

Bachelor: I go anywhere I want, I can go to heaven and from there I branch off to hell and nobody will hold me back. That means am a free man. 

ORTHOCORONAVIRINAE EFFECT SIX

  I was in the bank today, I coughed and received VIP attention from both the clients and the bank staff. In five years I haven't received search attention. After coughing, I turned and raised my head and nobody was there including the bank staff. 
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IMPACTS OF CORONA VIRUS FIVE

As we were flying from Nigeria to Kenya, one passenger coughed and panic started among passengers. We asked the pilot to do something about it and before we knew it the pilot was nowhere to be seen, that's how we landed safely in our graves. Please don't include us among those who died of coronavirus.
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CORONA VIRUS FOUR

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса.
название: Сидисукадома
состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.
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CORONAVIRUS THREE

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса.
название: Сидисукадома

состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.                                                                                            

EFFECTS OF CORONAVIRUS TWO

A man goes to the hospital for medical checkups.

Doctor: I have both good and bad news for you.
which one should I start with?
Man: With good news.
Doctor: Your coronavirus negative, but HIV positive.
Man: This calls for celebrations,thank God.
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EFFECTS OF CORONAVIRUS

In the bank entered two men in medical clothes and masks, panic began, and then they declared that it was a bank robbery and everyone calmed down. One old woman said thank God it's not about coronavirus.                                                                                   .COMEDY BLOG.

A MAN IN A LANDMINE FIELD

A man stepped on a landmine and started shouting for help but couldn't see anybody to help him. He saw a big stone in a distance,  he decided to go for the stone so that he could replace it with his leg stepping on a landmine. He woke up in Heaven, thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                                                                                                    .COMEDY BLOG.

UGLY BABY BORN PART FOUR

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                     .COMEDY BLOG. 

ADVANTAGES OF ALCOHOL/ DROVE HIS PASSENGER TO HEAVEN.

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.

   

            .COMEDY DON.

                                                 

PRIVATE MEETING/DREAM

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!

 Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?

 Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back. 

Man:  why? 

Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.

 Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes. 

       .COMEDY DON.                                 

A PIECE OF AN ADVICE TO MEN

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

SERIOUS DISEASES THAT KILL AFRICANS

Infections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases.                                                                                                            .COMEDY DON.

CONFUSING PRAYERS

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

BREAKING NEWS!!

It's no longer news when a dog bites a human being but it's breaking news when a human bites a dog... 

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WHO IS A GIRLFRIEND?

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, a subtraction of cash,

 multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL). 

              .COMEDY DON.                                                              

                 

HOW A MAN SHOULD SPEND HIS CASH?

You become a womanizer, and you acquire STDs.

If you decide to spend your cash on alcohol, the liver and kidneys are affected or damaged.

If you decide to smoke, then your lungs are affected.

You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, causing accidents and then death.

You decide to spend your time on the Internet, and then you spoil your eyes.

 
You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected.
which part of our body are we going to use to enjoy our cash?

For me, I came up with a solution which is sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of too much sleep.

                      

                         . COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN THREE

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN TWO

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?

          .COMEDY DON.