Imagination, one!

Yesterday I asked my neighbour why she's still single and what kind of a man she's looking for? Then she started describing the characteristics of the man she's looking for in five hours! Then I realised that the man in question does exist in another nation, which is her imagination! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it. 

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THE DREAM COOK.

 As I was about to reach home yesterday, I saw a lot of smoke coming from our house and fire trucks in our compound. Then I realised the results of my wife's trying to learn how to cook!  

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DOES FRANCE AWAITS THE RETURN OF THE LADY OF LIBERTY?

President Trump has started deporting immigrants back to their countries of origin. Let's hope the Lady of Liberty won't be deported back to France, as that's where she originated between 1880 and 1884.
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ADVISE TO A MAN LOOKING FOR A WIFE!

 1. Should pick a woman who cares about you.

2. You should choose a woman who loves you.

3. Should pick a trustworthy woman.

4. Choose a woman who renders you her time.

5. Choose a woman who makes you happy.

6. And finally, make sure that these five women don't get to know each other.

         .COMEDY DON.

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED..

 Welcome to the twenty-first century.

 Where prostitutes are advising married ladies!

 The unemployed ones are living better than the employed ones!

The uneducated are creating jobs for the educated ones!

Single people are enjoying life compared than married people!

The minority are making decisions for the majority! 

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

A beautiful lady is both single and poor.

A handsome man is single, unemployed, and poor.

An unattractive man and a woman are both wealthy and married.

Those with untreated illnesses are employed, married, and affluent.

The healthy individuals are unemployed and unmarried.

Those born with silver spoons are struggling with poverty.

Those from impoverished families are extremely wealthy.

Those who love children are without children.

Those who advocate for a child-free lifestyle are becoming mothers.

That's why this life is not balanced.

FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS, ONE.

Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt or dress; there is a lot to think about. Please comment, click like if you find this interesting, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XVIII.

Who remembers in the Bible when Moses stretched his hand over the Red Sea and the water divided allowing the Israelites to cross to the other side? 

How deep was or is the Red Sea? 

Bible scholars get serious.

Please your answers are highly considered in the comment section.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XVII.

How come Jesus, being God's son, never saw this coming while selecting His disciples? Judas Iscariot is likely to betray Him! Simon Peter will deny knowing Him! And finally, Thomas doubts Jesus! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.       

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COUNTRY X.

Guess the country?

I travelled to a country in West Africa and I drank too much alcohol. I asked a waitress to call a taxi to take me to the hotel where I was lodging. Some minutes passed before I was told that the taxi had already arrived. I hurried outside and didn't see any taxi; a few yards from where I was standing, there was an ambulance. I kept waiting until the waitress came and told me that the ambulance I was looking at was actually the taxi I had been waiting for. Immediately, the driver came out and opened the door for me. I thought it was a joke until I reached my destination and the driver demanded the taxi fare. That's when I realised how civilisation has changed and simplified everything. Your answers are to be taken seriously in the comment section, and share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.  

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XVI.

Did you know that we spend all our time here on earth waiting to die? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.  

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LIFE INEQUALITIES, I.

Life Inequalities, 1.

The doctor gave me one year to live. The following day, I killed him for giving me little time to live. Then the judge gave me a twenty-five-year sentence. Did I solve the problem or create more problems? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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FACTS ABOUT MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BRAINS.

There are a few things found in men's brains. And these are: Money, sex, alcohol, and sometimes sports.
While in women's brains, there are many things found: Money, love, sex, care, security, shoes, bags, clothes, cars, best houses, flowers, positive surprises, alcohol, and the list continues. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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A piece of advice!!

According to my research, a kilogram of coffee is estimated to be up to ten dollars on the world market, and a kilogram of cotton is estimated to be up to two dollars. The price of a kilogram of heroin is estimated to be twenty-five thousand dollars. Please, farmers, use your tongue to count your teeth! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

   

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LIFE IS BALANCED, TWO.

Imagine those who sleep on expensive beds also wake up just like those sleeping on mats or whatever they call a bed!

LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

Imagine people with food, yet they don't have an appetite. Those who are hungry, on the other hand, have a high appetite but don't have food.

WICKED!!!

I never knew that the devil had a twin sister until I got married!

FUNNY QUESTIONS, XV.

Funny Questions, xv.

I love you is not a question, but why does it require an answer?

Your answers are highly considered in the comment section.

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NO NEED FOR DNA!!

If you're a man and you're doubting being the father to your children, and you don't have the money to go for a DNA test, you don't need to crack your brain, and the solution I'm about to give you has been recommended by many doctors. Please meet your wife's best friend and accuse her of her adulterous acts! In return, she will not only tell you with whom your wife is cheating you, but will also tell you the father of your children. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

                  .COMEDY DON. 

IMAGINATION, 1.

Imagine that marriage certificates had an expiration date! Men, will you renew them if they have expired? Please, I will be waiting for your answers in the comment section. Click like if you find it interesting, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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TRUMP WHY?

There's something that has left me with no answers but many questions, and has also kept me wondering. Why is Trump deporting people from a country that belongs to nobody? That country is supposed to be like a camp for anyone interested in camping can go! Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups. follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XIV.

He bought a coloured TV set! What do you mean? I always hear people say that they would rather buy a coloured television set than a black and white TV set! Are black and white, not colours? Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and won't regret it.

                  .COMEDY DON. 

FUNNY QUESTIONS,XIII.

Did you know that life is just a story that tells us how we die?

Because in the end, all of us shall die. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS,

If a teacher can't teach all subjects, you expect a student to study and know all the subjects! Education is a big scam. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XII.

Funny questions, XII.

Did you know that the first doctor in history never went to school/or studied medicine? 

Your answers are highly regarded in the comment section.

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        .COMEDY DON.