FUNNY QUESTIONS, XVII.

How come Jesus, being God's son, never saw this coming while selecting His disciples? Judas Iscariot is likely to betray Him! Simon Peter will deny knowing Him! And finally, Thomas doubts Jesus! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.       

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COUNTRY X.

Guess the country?

I travelled to a country in West Africa and I drank too much alcohol. I asked a waitress to call a taxi to take me to the hotel where I was lodging. Some minutes passed before I was told that the taxi had already arrived. I hurried outside and didn't see any taxi; a few yards from where I was standing, there was an ambulance. I kept waiting until the waitress came and told me that the ambulance I was looking at was actually the taxi I had been waiting for. Immediately, the driver came out and opened the door for me. I thought it was a joke until I reached my destination and the driver demanded the taxi fare. That's when I realised how civilisation has changed and simplified everything. Your answers are to be taken seriously in the comment section, and share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.  

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XVI.

Did you know that we spend all our time here on earth waiting to die? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.  

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LIFE INEQUALITIES, I.

Life Inequalities, 1.

The doctor gave me one year to live. The following day, I killed him for giving me little time to live. Then the judge gave me a twenty-five-year sentence. Did I solve the problem or create more problems? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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FACTS ABOUT MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BRAINS.

There are a few things found in men's brains. And these are: Money, sex, alcohol, and sometimes sports.
While in women's brains, there are many things found: Money, love, sex, care, security, shoes, bags, clothes, cars, best houses, flowers, positive surprises, alcohol, and the list continues. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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A piece of advice!!

According to my research, a kilogram of coffee is estimated to be up to ten dollars on the world market, and a kilogram of cotton is estimated to be up to two dollars. The price of a kilogram of heroin is estimated to be twenty-five thousand dollars. Please, farmers, use your tongue to count your teeth! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

   

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LIFE IS BALANCED, TWO.

Imagine those who sleep on expensive beds also wake up just like those sleeping on mats or whatever they call a bed!

LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

Imagine people with food, yet they don't have an appetite. Those who are hungry, on the other hand, have a high appetite but don't have food.

WICKED!!!

I never knew that the devil had a twin sister until I got married!

FUNNY QUESTIONS, XV.

Funny Questions, xv.

I love you is not a question, but why does it require an answer?

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NO NEED FOR DNA!!

If you're a man and you're doubting being the father to your children, and you don't have the money to go for a DNA test, you don't need to crack your brain, and the solution I'm about to give you has been recommended by many doctors. Please meet your wife's best friend and accuse her of her adulterous acts! In return, she will not only tell you with whom your wife is cheating you, but will also tell you the father of your children. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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IMAGINATION, 1.

Imagine that marriage certificates had an expiration date! Men, will you renew them if they have expired? Please, I will be waiting for your answers in the comment section. Click like if you find it interesting, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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TRUMP WHY?

There's something that has left me with no answers but many questions, and has also kept me wondering. Why is Trump deporting people from a country that belongs to nobody? That country is supposed to be like a camp for anyone interested in camping can go! Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups. follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XIV.

He bought a coloured TV set! What do you mean? I always hear people say that they would rather buy a coloured television set than a black and white TV set! Are black and white, not colours? Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS,XIII.

Did you know that life is just a story that tells us how we die?

Because in the end, all of us shall die. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS,

If a teacher can't teach all subjects, you expect a student to study and know all the subjects! Education is a big scam. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XII.

Funny questions, XII.

Did you know that the first doctor in history never went to school/or studied medicine? 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, XI.

Funny questions, XI.

Why is it that when you discover oil, gold, or other minerals on your land, they are called government properties? 

And if hard drugs are found on your land, are they called your own? 

And you will even receive a punishment for that!! 

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IMAGINATION, 1.

Imagination, 1. 

If 60 seconds make up one minute, 60 minutes make up one hour, and 24 hours make up one day. Why shouldn't 60 hours make up one day? Then, why shouldn't 60 days make up one month? And why shouldn't 60 months make up one year? It would have been fair if 60 years could make up a century! Please comment, click like if you find this interesting, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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LIFE IS UNBALANCED, ONE.

Life is unbalanced, one. 

For many years, the Americans looked for the right man who could sink their ship, and finally, God answered their prayers. The guy is trying to fulfil their dreams, but they're now complaining. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, X.

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When a married man dates a married woman, what are they looking for?

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THE STORY OF MR GARI!

 The Story Of Mr Gari.

Mr Gari was born somewhere in Africa to Mr and Mrs Cassava. he tried settling in many African countries but was not welcomed. He never gave up on his mission of saving his brothers and sisters and kept trying by visiting other African countries until he arrived in West Africa, where he was welcomed greatly. He was happily welcomed in Nigeria, where he later opened up his headquarters, and since then, he has saved millions of Nigerians from dying of hunger/starvation. One Nigerian said," How Nigerians would have survived in the absence of Mr Gari?". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and won't regret it. 

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED, ONE.

 I have never seen a woman make a broke guy rich, but I have seen guys make poor ladies rich.

I have never seen a lady paying fees for a guy through university, but I have seen guys doing so due to love!

I have also seen ladies turn guys from billionaires to millionaires! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, IX.

Funny Questions, IX.

Banks have CCTV cameras for security because they hold money and other valuables. Why do churches have CCTV cameras, and what purpose do they serve?

Please remember that your responses are highly valued in the comments section.

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WHY JESUS ENDED UP PICKING CRIMINALS AMONG HIS DISCIPLES?

Criminals among Jesus' disciples

Peter denied Jesus three times, Thomas doubted Him, and Judas Iscariot betrayed Him. As a son of God, He would have seen this coming. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

         .COMEDY DON.