Two fathers and two sons are in the car, yet three people are seated there.
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Name four days of the week that start with the letter T.
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If you're in the race, you overtake the person in the second place.
In what position will you be?
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All Africans are entitled to enter heaven, and do you know why?
Because they were born, grew up, lived, and died in hell ( Africa)
Therefore God will sympathize with us(I am from Africa also),
Sometimes I just imagine and ask myself questions that maybe Africa is the home to all problems in the world?
I used to think that Africa is the home to only Mr poverty and I then discovered more!!!
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A lunatic feeds on what he collects or gathers from a dustbin.
But he lives much longer than a doctor who feeds normally, lives clean, and dies earlier than his life expectancy.
This life is not balanced.
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Help people when they're in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Yet, they wrote in the Bible saying that God created man in his own image! And a question follows:
What's God's image?
Is His image in a monkey form?
I don't understand, Africans lived for more than 250000 years ago before the appearance of South America and later others.
Nowhere in the Bible between God's and the human colour is mentioned.
Without colour differences, all humans share one image.
Therefore you the 'so-called humans' before calling us monkeys and other sorts of names, you need to answer the above questions!!
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A man was sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Yet the judge knew that the man in question was suffering from lung- cancer and he had only six months left for him to live!!
There is no balance in life.
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Our grandpa started running 12 kilometres a day when he was 65 years old.
today he turned 100 years old and we don't know where the mother fucker is!!!
Please let us know if you know his whereabouts.
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Yesterday I went for an HIV test and when the results were out, I was HIV positive!
My happiness was beyond your imagination!!
Do you know why?
Because now at least the world knows something positive about me!!! celebrate with me.
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Who remembers Kaka? He's a former Brazilian footballer.
His wife divorced him and when she was asked why she divorced Kaka?
He was too perfect for me, she replied!
What do women need in life?
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Marriage is like having a TV set with a satellite.
This means you have many channels to watch but you're only allowed to watch one channel, that's marriage.
Marriage is like having a radio with many radio stations but you can only listen to one.
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Women say that they only need care, affection, support and honesty from men!
Just put only the first letters together from the above four words,
Care=C, Affection=A , Support=S , Honesty=H
C+A+S+H = CASH, That's what women are looking for from men!!!
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- As you're dying, a new child is born!
- As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married!
- As you're laughing, some people are crying!
- As some people are enjoying and dying of poverty, someone is spending millions of cash!
- As you're lying in your sickbed, someone is healthy out there!
- As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired!
- As you're being released from prison, somebody has just been sentenced to prison!
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A man was jailed for five years for failure to pay child support.
After serving his sentence through D.N.A. he discovered that he's not the biological father to the child in question!!
And when the jury asked the woman whether she was aware or not?
Aware, replied the woman!!
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A friend of mine snatched a married woman from her husband and married her.
But today I met him crying and complaining that his close friend had snatched his wife from him!
What you do to others will definitely come back to you.
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Imagine to print money, you need to spend money!
Is it meaningful or it's a scam?
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The wife and husband were on a safari or a trip observing wild animals.
Wife: see even a lion is better than you.
Husband: what do you mean?
Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several times.
Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty times a day replied the park ranger.
Wife: this lioness is lucky.
Husband: does a lion mate with the same lioness fifty times?
No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!!
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After too much drinking of alcohol yesterday, I gave my mobile telephone to a woman seated next to me to write and save her number to my phonebook.
So that we can meet next time to form a further relationship.
Instead of the woman saving her number, I next heard a bottle breaking on my head.
Then the following day I discovered that the woman who was seated next to me while drinking yesterday was my wife!!
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Don't drink and drive, yet bars and restaurants do own parking spaces, car parks or car lots!!
So what are those car spaces for?
Humans are very funny seriously!
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Why do I think that education is a scam?
Imagine you have some money then you decide to use it to pay for your tuition fees through university or college.
Then, after graduation, you start searching for a job to earn money!!!
This doesn't make sense at all!
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For example, the iPhone Max Pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices range from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card.
Without a sim card, your iPhone or any mobile telephone is useless.
let at least the prices for sim cards rise to 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me, people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!!
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