MONEY SCAM!!!

 Imagine to print money, you need to spend money! 

Is it meaningful or it's a scam? 

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WOMEN AND THEIR PROBLEMS PART TWO!!

 The wife and husband were on a safari or a trip observing wild animals.

 Wife: see even a lion is better than you.

 Husband:  what do you mean?

Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several times.

Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty times a day replied the park ranger.

 Wife:  this lioness is lucky.

Husband: does a lion mate with the same lioness fifty times? 

No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!! 

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ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD!!

After too much drinking of alcohol yesterday, I gave my mobile telephone to a woman seated next to me to write and save her number to my phonebook.

 So that we can meet next time to form a further relationship. 

Instead of the woman saving her number, I next heard a bottle breaking on my head. 

Then the following day I discovered that the woman who was seated next to me while drinking yesterday was my wife!!

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FUNNY LAWS!!!

 Don't drink and drive, yet bars and restaurants do own parking spaces, car parks or car lots!!

 So what are those car spaces for? 

Humans are very funny seriously!

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EDUCATION IS JUST A SCAM!!

 Why do I think that education is a scam?

 Imagine you have some money then you decide to use it to pay for your tuition fees through university or college. 

Then, after graduation, you start searching for a job to earn money!!! 

This doesn't make sense at all! 

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MOBILE TELEPHONE SCAM!!!

 For example, the iPhone Max Pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices range from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card.

 Without a sim card, your iPhone or any mobile telephone is useless.

 let at least the prices for sim cards rise to 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me, people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!!

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THIS LIFE IS UNBALANCED!!!

My ex-wife divorced me because I had cheated on her.

Today she's a side chick to a married man with seven children. 

This life is not balanced. 

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THIS LIFE IS UNBALANCED!!!

Imagine humans have not yet developed and fully explored the planet Earth, yet they are exploring and developing other planets.

For example, Elon Musk is planning by 2050 to have the first one million settlers (people) on Mars! 

This life is unbalanced.

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCESD!!!

 Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothing, bed sheets, mattresses, and medical treatment when they get sick. 

Some even have television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play their loved games. 

While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! 

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SIGNS OF MADNESS!!!

 The following are the signs of madness:

Dancing without music!

Running when nobody is chasing you!!

Laughing when others are crying!

Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!!

Introspective/ talking to yourself!!

Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!!

Praying for a long life when you're poor!!

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FOUR KINDS/ TYPES OF MEN!!!

  In real life, there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are;

- Gift from God.

-Not fish and not meat!

- God, why? 

-God forbid!

Please in the comments, ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men.

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MY PRAYERS!!

When I asked God to make my enemies disappear.

That's when my friends started disappearing! 

I don't understand. What's happening? 

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WHAT ARE THE THREE RINGS IN LIFE?

  These are their meanings; 

 Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.

Wedding Ring    - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.

Suffering      - Achievements acquired after fulfilling the above.

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A MILLIONAIRES FUNNY WORDS!!

 If you're chatting with two billionaires, you'll be the third one!

 If you speak with two wise men, you'll become the third wise man!

 If you're conversing with a swarm of fools, you'll soon feel at home! 

If you're chatting with two kings, you'll be the third one! 

If you're talking to two idiots, you'll likely become the third one! 

If you're engaging with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!

If you're communicating with two criminals, you'll soon be the third one! 

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WOMEN STOP MISS BEHAVING!!!

 When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!

 Keeping my clothes in the suitcase doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!

When I store my goods in a warehouse or store, the warehouse doesn't own them!

Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! 

Therefore women or mothers please behave! 

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THE PLACE OF BIRTH PLAYS A BIG ROLE IN A CHILD'S LIFE!!

 The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life! 

If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant.

If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner.

If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming.

If a child is born in the cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cemetery cleaner.

If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or beggar!

If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleaner or fisherman!

If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work there!

If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester!

 In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!!

And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above!

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FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS 2!!!!

The only woman that knows her husband's whereabouts is the widow!

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ADVICE!!!

 If you want to die early, add poverty, jealousy, and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you!!

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

Imagine the creator of heaven and earth has one child, but you who owns just a one-bedroomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! 

Things are not right somewhere. 

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DEFINE U.S.A?????

If somebody asked you to define the U.S.A., how would you go by the question?

In a few words, the U.S.A. - Is a modernized refuge camp!! 

Who are the Americans? 

 Are modernized refugees living in a modernized refuge camp(U.S.A)

Therefore U.S.A. is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!!

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

  I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank to wed his wife.

 Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!!

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PIECE OF ADVICE, DON'T EVER TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!

I just came home hugged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one.

She looked at me and then the next thing I heard, was a plate breaking on my head!

Followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked.

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THE BIBLE AND IT'S FICTIONS/ FUNNY QUESTION!!!!

Why would God have to send His only son to die to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? 

There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! 

There's no logic seriously!

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THE HUNTER CAN SOME TIMES BE HUNTED!!!

 Britain once colonised India and other parts of the world, and that's history. 

But today the British prime minister's roots are from India!!! This life is not balanced. 

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WOMEN AND THEIR BRAINS!!!

The brain of a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. 

In the left section of her brain, there's nothing right, and in the right section, there's nothing left!!

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