ADVICE!!!

 If you want to die early, add poverty, jealousy, and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you!!

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

Imagine the creator of heaven and earth has one child, but you who owns just a one-bedroomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! 

Things are not right somewhere. 

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DEFINE U.S.A?????

If somebody asked you to define the U.S.A., how would you go by the question?

In a few words, the U.S.A. - Is a modernized refuge camp!! 

Who are the Americans? 

 Are modernized refugees living in a modernized refuge camp(U.S.A)

Therefore U.S.A. is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!!

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

  I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank to wed his wife.

 Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!!

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PIECE OF ADVICE, DON'T EVER TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!

I just came home hugged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one.

She looked at me and then the next thing I heard, was a plate breaking on my head!

Followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked.

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THE BIBLE AND IT'S FICTIONS/ FUNNY QUESTION!!!!

Why would God have to send His only son to die to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? 

There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! 

There's no logic seriously!

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THE HUNTER CAN SOME TIMES BE HUNTED!!!

 Britain once colonised India and other parts of the world, and that's history. 

But today the British prime minister's roots are from India!!! This life is not balanced. 

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WOMEN AND THEIR BRAINS!!!

The brain of a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. 

In the left section of her brain, there's nothing right, and in the right section, there's nothing left!!

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LAND CONFLICT!!!

I have been using my neighbour's land for many years, but recently he discovered that I was using his land.

He didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!! 

And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good. 

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SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!

Last month  I walked into a police station and helped them to solve the unsolved murder of the former and late president of the U.S.A.

John F. Kennedy! I confessed to murdering him and am writing this on death row. 

Just imagine it was my first time taking drugs! 

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

 A dinner date that turned into an interview,

Lady- What are your names?

Man- My name is Jacob Williams.

Lady - What's your age?

Man - Am 40 yrs old.

Lady - What do you do for a living?

Man  - A grave digger!

Lady - How much do you earn?

Man - It depends!!!

Lady- Do you own a house and car?   Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.  

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AFRICA = FRANCE + BRITAIN

What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory Coast, Senegal and many others? 

Gold, copper, uranium, tin, salt, coal, ore, iron, oil, diamonds, and many more. 

And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA". 

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LADIES IMAGINATIONS!!!

Just imagine, you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die. 

And that you will inherit his wealth, then you die first!! very painful, 

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SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!!!

 You must acquire land and its titles, prepare and clear the bushes on it. 

Then, after making sure that the land is clear and yours, you can now start building your serious relationship!!!

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THIS IS LIFE NOT BALANCED!!

Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given light punishments.

 But I don't know, what kind of fruit and quantity Adam and Eve ate that made God sentence them and us to death?

Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer!

 Bible scholars just be careful with what you're writing! 

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TO SIN IS HUMAN BUT TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE!!!!

Last week I went to church, and I confessed my sins to the pastor.

Then he called the police for me! this life is not balanced.

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten! 

People can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!! 

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 -  As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world.

- As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married.

- As you're crying, someone is just laughing!!

- As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!!

- As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!!

- As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired!

- As you're being released from prison, someone has just been sentenced to prison!!

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!!

Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds! 

This life is unbalanced.

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UNBALANCED LIFE!!!

 Gen.1:1 says that in the beginning, God created heaven and earth. 

If that's the case where was He living before heaven and earth were created? 

Bible scholars please be careful with what you're writing!!! 

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FINALLY, JUSTICE HAS COME TO PASS!!!

 A Kenyan lawyer sues Israel and Italy to the international court of law for killing Jesus!

 He's attempting to acquit Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2000 years ago. 

Truly madness has no level!!!

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MAN AND HIS PROBLEMS!!

A man bought a matchbox on reaching home, he tried all the matches but none was lighting.

He then ran back to the shop complaining, and he again bought another matchbox,

This time he tested all the matches one by one until the matches box was empty, just to be sure all were lit. 

He then put all the matches back into the matchbox and headed home.

How do you evaluate this man? 

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NEVER GIVE UP!!

 Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten, you can be still used as an example to prevent others from following your paths.Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..

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WHAT'S THE MEANING OF TEST DRIVE??

This is when a man sleeps with different women in search of whom to marry!!!! 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS!!!

When you get rich, people will always ask for the source of your wealth!!! 

But when you were poor nobody asked for the source of your poverty!! 

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