Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten, you can be still used as an example to prevent others from following your paths.Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..
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This is when a man sleeps with different women in search of whom to marry!!!!
That's a test drive. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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When you get rich, people will always ask for the source of your wealth!!!
But when you were poor nobody asked for the source of your poverty!!
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Instead of creating more jobs, our governments are busy inventing or creating robots in the name of development!!
Are they fighting unemployment or creating more spaces for unemployment?
And how can we define this sort of madness?
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Last week I entered another hotel shouting, your partner is coming.
Then I was surprised both men and women came out of the hotel rooms running.
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There's always light at the end of the tunnel!
That's pure wickedness, what's the purpose of that light at the end of the tunnel?
just like getting rich in your old age!! what's that wealth for?
And how are you going to enjoy it?
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Mr poverty was born in Africa,
Travelled to Asia, died in Europe, was buried in the United States of America, resurrected in South America.
And finally travelled back home ( Africa).
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Last week, I entered the hotel and shouted, " Your wife is coming!" Twenty women came out of their rooms and ran towards the entrance!!
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"If I am given a chance to be the head of this nation, there will never be corruption because there will be nothing to steal," Said one incoming politician.
Meaning!! I don't know how you have understood it but I understood it in my own way!!!
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To all women around the world, you waste all your time making your hair look nice, enlarging your lips, reducing the sizes of your bodies, enlarging your breasts, changing your nose and many other parts of your body.
But that's not what men are looking for!
Believe me, men are not interested in all that, their minds and eyes are forecasted to different places/parts.
Ladies, next time you're on the street, carefully watch men and see where their eyes are forecasted. That's where you need to make some changes.
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After working hard and finally, you're paid for your hard work;
When you decide to become a womanizer, you end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases, you decide to take alcohol as an alternative then you damage your liver, when you decide to smoke, this results in damaging your lungs.
And when you decide to watch sports on television, your sight is affected!!!
Which part of the body are you going to use to enjoy your money?
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When the rich read this inscription, they cry; when the poor read it, they rejoice; when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together.
"Everything is temporary," is written on the rock!!!
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Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that.
How do we call that, madness or a serious problem?
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They say that never make the same mistake twice.
But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times) just to be sure!!!
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Women didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them!
It was much easier for Eve to listen to the snake/Satan than to what God had said to her!!
Men, you're daydreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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This is how I'll define the term civilization:
Online dating, Sex on the phone, human beings destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia(human sex attractions towards animals) and many more.
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A poor man is busy praying for long life, yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow!
It's like asking God to give you food tomorrow, and you haven't eaten today
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In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!!
But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call democracy!!!
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Jons, I will choose sense.
Tom, I will choose money.
Jons, why did you choose money?
Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!!
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Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton????
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Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody perfect!!
Then what's the purpose of practising?
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How many stingy people do you know?
If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!!
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