To all women around the world, you waste all your time making your hair look nice, enlarging your lips, reducing the sizes of your bodies, enlarging your breasts, changing your nose and many other parts of your body.
But that's not what men are looking for!
Believe me, men are not interested in all that, their minds and eyes are forecasted to different places/parts.
Ladies, next time you're on the street, carefully watch men and see where their eyes are forecasted. That's where you need to make some changes.
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After working hard and finally, you're paid for your hard work;
When you decide to become a womanizer, you end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases, you decide to take alcohol as an alternative then you damage your liver, when you decide to smoke, this results in damaging your lungs.
And when you decide to watch sports on television, your sight is affected!!!
Which part of the body are you going to use to enjoy your money?
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When the rich read this inscription, they cry; when the poor read it, they rejoice; when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together.
"Everything is temporary," is written on the rock!!!
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Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that.
How do we call that, madness or a serious problem?
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They say that never make the same mistake twice.
But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times) just to be sure!!!
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Women didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them!
It was much easier for Eve to listen to the snake/Satan than to what God had said to her!!
Men, you're daydreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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This is how I'll define the term civilization:
Online dating, Sex on the phone, human beings destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia(human sex attractions towards animals) and many more.
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A poor man is busy praying for long life, yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow!
It's like asking God to give you food tomorrow, and you haven't eaten today
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In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!!
But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call democracy!!!
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Jons, I will choose sense.
Tom, I will choose money.
Jons, why did you choose money?
Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!!
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Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton????
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Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody perfect!!
Then what's the purpose of practising?
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How many stingy people do you know?
If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!!
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Wife: What are you doing honey?
Husband: I am reading our marriage certificate!
Wife: Why are you reading it?
Husband: Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!
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Every woman is a wife material,
But the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors.
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They say that a man is incomplete until he gets married!
And when he gets married then he's completely finished.
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There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Jane: I made my husband who he is now.
Marry: What do you mean?
Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire.
Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him?
Jane: He was a billionaire!!!
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It's an animal that cuts down trees, makes papers and writes on them
"save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!!
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As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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