HOW CAN SOMEONE ENJOY HIS OR HER MONEY?

After working hard and finally, you're paid for your hard work;  

When you decide to become a womanizer, you end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases, you decide to take alcohol as an alternative then you damage your liver, when you decide to smoke, this results in damaging your lungs.

And when you decide to watch sports on television, your sight is affected!!! 

Which part of the body are you going to use to enjoy your money? 

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THE INSCRIPTION ON THE ROCK!!!!

When the rich read this inscription, they cry; when the poor read it, they rejoice; when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together.

"Everything is temporary," is written on the rock!!! 

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FOOTBALL GAME!!

Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that.

How do we call that, madness or a serious problem? 

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LIFE HACK!!!

They say that never make the same mistake twice.

But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times)  just to be sure!!! 

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THE UNFORGOTABLE EDEN!!!

Women didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them! 

It was much easier for Eve to listen to the snake/Satan than to what God had said to her!! 

Men, you're daydreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.

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DEFINE CIVILIZATION????

This is how I'll define the term civilization:

Online dating, Sex on the phone, human beings destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia(human sex attractions towards animals) and many more. 

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

A poor man is busy praying for long life, yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow! 

It's like asking God to give you food tomorrow, and you haven't eaten today

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FUNNY WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!! 

But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call democracy!!! 

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WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN MONEY AND SENSE?

Jons, I will choose sense.

Tom, I will choose money.

Jons, why did you choose money?

Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!!

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QUESTION AND ANSWERS!!

Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton????

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FUNNY SAYINGS!!!!

Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody perfect!! 

Then what's the purpose of practising? 

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A DISCISSION THAT WENT WRONG!!

Husband - I have something to tell you.

Wife - I also have something to tell you!

Husband- About what?

Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!!

Husband- I hope it's a joke!

Wife- I am sorry but it's true,

Huband- .............!!?

Wife- what were you about to tell me?

Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!, Respond as a wife.

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FUNNY AMERICAN JUDGES!!!!

There's comedy in America's law courts and its judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!!

What's the life expectancy for Americans? Because am confused.

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PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR!!!

 How many stingy people do you know? 

If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! 

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HUSBAND AND WIFE CONVERSATION!!!

Wife: What are you doing honey?

Husband: I am reading our marriage certificate!

Wife: Why are you reading it?

Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!! 

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WRONG HANDS!!!

Every woman is a wife material,

But the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. 

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FUNNY SAYINGS!!!

They say that a man is incomplete until he gets married! 

And when he gets married then he's completely finished.

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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ADVICE TO LADIES!!!

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives.

But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive!

In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stopped men from testing you before they married you.

In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! 

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TWO FRIENDS' CONVERSATION!!!

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now.

Marry: What do you mean?

Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire.

Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him?

Jane: He was a billionaire!!!

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DEFINE HUMAN BEING?

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, makes papers and writes on them

"save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! 

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ALCOHOL / DRINKING IS NOT GOOD!!!

After too much drinking yesterday and I could hardly stand on my feet, I called a taxi to take me home! And yet I was already at home! Too much drinking is not good, Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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CHEATING IS NOT GOOD!!!

    As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.   

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GOD IS SMART.

 God created man first before He created woman. Because He prevented confusion and advice from the woman! If He had created woman first, believe me, God might have not finished the creation process till today. Please comment, Click like, and Share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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TOURISTS SURPRISED

Tourists arrived in Ethiopia, and they decided to go to a remote tribe to surprise and make fun of the inhabitants. 

They came by car, and here they were surrounded by a crowd of people, all looking admiringly at what kind of iron on wheels. 

Well, the tourists decided, if they were surprised by the simple car, now let's turn on the music, let's see everyone scattered, scared of what the sound was. 

The turn came to surprise with something else, one suggested turning on the headlights, and then everyone began like a campfire, trying to light a cigarette. 

The tourists watched and burst out laughing, someone offered to record all this on video and went to the trunk, but it was empty.

While everyone was staring at the residents and laughing, they pulled out a camera and stuff worth 20 thousand dollars. 

when they started asking where the missing things were, no one answered, they didn’t seem to know the language. 

When they left with nothing, the natives began to laugh at them, here are some more fools.  

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