A DISCISSION THAT WENT WRONG!!

Husband - I have something to tell you.

Wife - I also have something to tell you!

Husband- About what?

Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!!

Husband- I hope it's a joke!

Wife- I am sorry but it's true,

Huband- .............!!?

Wife- what were you about to tell me?

Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!, Respond as a wife.

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FUNNY AMERICAN JUDGES!!!!

There's comedy in America's law courts and its judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!!

What's the life expectancy for Americans? Because am confused.

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PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR!!!

 How many stingy people do you know? 

If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! 

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HUSBAND AND WIFE CONVERSATION!!!

Wife: What are you doing honey?

Husband: I am reading our marriage certificate!

Wife: Why are you reading it?

Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!! 

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WRONG HANDS!!!

Every woman is a wife material,

But the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. 

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FUNNY SAYINGS!!!

They say that a man is incomplete until he gets married! 

And when he gets married then he's completely finished.

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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ADVICE TO LADIES!!!

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives.

But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive!

In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stopped men from testing you before they married you.

In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! 

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TWO FRIENDS' CONVERSATION!!!

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now.

Marry: What do you mean?

Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire.

Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him?

Jane: He was a billionaire!!!

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DEFINE HUMAN BEING?

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, makes papers and writes on them

"save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! 

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ALCOHOL / DRINKING IS NOT GOOD!!!

After too much drinking yesterday and I could hardly stand on my feet, I called a taxi to take me home! And yet I was already at home! Too much drinking is not good, Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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CHEATING IS NOT GOOD!!!

    As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.   

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GOD IS SMART.

 God created man first before He created woman. Because He prevented confusion and advice from the woman! If He had created woman first, believe me, God might have not finished the creation process till today. Please comment, Click like, and Share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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TOURISTS SURPRISED

Tourists arrived in Ethiopia, and they decided to go to a remote tribe to surprise and make fun of the inhabitants. 

They came by car, and here they were surrounded by a crowd of people, all looking admiringly at what kind of iron on wheels. 

Well, the tourists decided, if they were surprised by the simple car, now let's turn on the music, let's see everyone scattered, scared of what the sound was. 

The turn came to surprise with something else, one suggested turning on the headlights, and then everyone began like a campfire, trying to light a cigarette. 

The tourists watched and burst out laughing, someone offered to record all this on video and went to the trunk, but it was empty.

While everyone was staring at the residents and laughing, they pulled out a camera and stuff worth 20 thousand dollars. 

when they started asking where the missing things were, no one answered, they didn’t seem to know the language. 

When they left with nothing, the natives began to laugh at them, here are some more fools.  

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THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!!

He apologises when is wrong, but when a wife is wrong, she will explain until her husband finds himself guilty.
For example, my wife slapped me, and immediately, she started crying, accusing me of having made her slap me!

I started apologizing and asking her to calm down!

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TO SIN IS HUMAN BUT TO FORGIVE IS DEVINE!

 The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies but nowhere it urges us to forget their names too. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting comedy don.

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GOD IS SMART!!!!

God is smart, He hides His place of residence! 

Just imagine that we all knew where He lives, with the kind of weapons and problems we have today, He wouldn't be alive today believe me!! 

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IMAGINATION!!!

    Just imagine that God announced the day He will be visiting the planet earth!! People will prepare in different ways, and these are the people who will meet Him:

Those who will praise Him.

those who pray every day and yet they're still poor!! 

People with different problems will also meet Him.

Those who will ask for forgiveness.

Those who will carry stones to meet Him!

Those with guns, booms, fighter jets, and chemical weapons will also prepare to meet Him!!

Those who will avoid meeting Him because they don't want to commit murder!!

Believe me, God won't win this war!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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LIFE IS UNBALANCED!!!

 Although Africans are the best runners ( sprinters), we have failed to escape from poverty!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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ONE IS BETTER THAN TWO!!!!

      The brain for women works 24 hours a day without resting or stopping, unlike men's two brains that work in intervals ie when the upper one is working, the lower one is on a pause, and vice versa. The men's lower brain has caused and led many into problems and sometimes to death!! Guess the men's lower brain!! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!

  If a wife hides her mobile telephone from her husband, that's one of the signs of a cheating wife! But if a husband hides his mobile telephone from his wife, he's trying to protect or avoid his marriage's breakup!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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THERE IS NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!!

  In the last centuries, men were looking for virgins and married virgin girls, unlike today where men are looking for experienced ladies! I mean women who have played their matches national wide and internationally wide! ( women with experience in bed) And that's why a twenty years old boy is marrying fifty years old woman because of her experience! Please comment, share our posts with your groups and friends, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LUNATIC CROSSING THE ROAD?

 I witnessed what am about to tell you, I saw a lunatic crossing the road, he looked left and right, then looked at his back and front to avoid cars that could have knocked him from either back or front! And finally looked up in order to avoid flying cars!! Have you ever heard of or seen a lunatic caught in an accident? They are very careful while crossing the road but every day we witness normal people being knocked down by cars. And I came to the conclusion that all humans are mad and there are different levels of madness!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.  

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NEVER GIVE UP!!!!

Even at 70 and plus years old, you can still get a job, and if you think that am joking ask Princess Charles or King Charles the Third!!!

He has gotten himself a job after the death of his mother( the queen). Therefore never give up searching for a job.

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COMEDY IN THE BIBLE TOO!!!

Genesis, 1:1, In the beginning, God created heaven and earth!! Today in almost all churches, they tell us that God lives in heaven, and a question follows:

Where was God living before He created heaven and earth? Please Bible writers or scholars feel pity for the masses when telling false information!!

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