Jane: I made my husband who he is now.
Marry: What do you mean?
Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire.
Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him?
Jane: He was a billionaire!!!
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It's an animal that cuts down trees, makes papers and writes on them
"save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!!
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As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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God created man first before He created woman. Because He prevented confusion and advice from the woman! If He had created woman first, believe me, God might have not finished the creation process till today. Please comment, Click like, and Share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Tourists arrived in Ethiopia, and they decided to go to a remote tribe to surprise and make fun of the inhabitants.
They came by car, and here they were surrounded by a crowd of people, all looking admiringly at what kind of iron on wheels.
Well, the tourists decided, if they were surprised by the simple car, now let's turn on the music, let's see everyone scattered, scared of what the sound was.
The turn came to surprise with something else, one suggested turning on the headlights, and then everyone began like a campfire, trying to light a cigarette.
The tourists watched and burst out laughing, someone offered to record all this on video and went to the trunk, but it was empty.
While everyone was staring at the residents and laughing, they pulled out a camera and stuff worth 20 thousand dollars.
when they started asking where the missing things were, no one answered, they didn’t seem to know the language.
When they left with nothing, the natives began to laugh at them, here are some more fools.
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He apologises when is wrong, but when a wife is wrong, she will explain until her husband finds himself guilty.
For example, my wife slapped me, and immediately, she started crying, accusing me of having made her slap me!
I started apologizing and asking her to calm down!
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The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies but nowhere it urges us to forget their names too. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting comedy don.
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God is smart, He hides His place of residence!
Just imagine that we all knew where He lives, with the kind of weapons and problems we have today, He wouldn't be alive today believe me!!
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Just imagine that God announced the day He will be visiting the planet earth!! People will prepare in different ways, and these are the people who will meet Him:
Those who will praise Him.
those who pray every day and yet they're still poor!!
People with different problems will also meet Him.
Those who will ask for forgiveness.
Those who will carry stones to meet Him!
Those with guns, booms, fighter jets, and chemical weapons will also prepare to meet Him!!
Those who will avoid meeting Him because they don't want to commit murder!!
Believe me, God won't win this war!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Although Africans are the best runners ( sprinters), we have failed to escape from poverty!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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The brain for women works 24 hours a day without resting or stopping, unlike men's two brains that work in intervals ie when the upper one is working, the lower one is on a pause, and vice versa. The men's lower brain has caused and led many into problems and sometimes to death!! Guess the men's lower brain!! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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If a wife hides her mobile telephone from her husband, that's one of the signs of a cheating wife! But if a husband hides his mobile telephone from his wife, he's trying to protect or avoid his marriage's breakup!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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I witnessed what am about to tell you, I saw a lunatic crossing the road, he looked left and right, then looked at his back and front to avoid cars that could have knocked him from either back or front! And finally looked up in order to avoid flying cars!! Have you ever heard of or seen a lunatic caught in an accident? They are very careful while crossing the road but every day we witness normal people being knocked down by cars. And I came to the conclusion that all humans are mad and there are different levels of madness!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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- If your wife starts calling you unknown names while in the garden of Eden!
- When your wife starts receiving expensive gifts from her friends regularly!
- When your wife starts mentioning names of guys you don't know in her dreams!
- When she starts visiting her mother regularly!
- When your wife starts spending nights at her friends' regularly!
- If your wife starts attending night services in her church!
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When a husband beats a wife it's called domestic violence but when a wife beats a husband to death, it's called self-defense. This life is unbalanced!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Just imagine, your girlfriend comes to visit you, when you reach the time to visit the garden of Eden then you realize that you don't have bullet proves(condoms) you decide to go and buy some, and on your way back as you're crossing the road the car knocks you down to death! Then you appear before God with the evidence at hand. How are you going to explain it to God? Your answers are welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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There's only one thing that makes a man happy 'respect' but to make a woman happy involves a lot of things. For example, love her, buy her a car, buy her a house, become her bank account, help her while cooking, protect her, be her lawyer, become inferior to her, take her enemies to be yours, take her bullets to save her life, and after taking her bullets then you will finally rest in peace!! I have just shown you that women require a lot in the relationship compared to men. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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To be honest I prefer tough and serious racism but not like that of today!
For example, a black man or woman is called a monkey by Europeans, Asians, Americans, and Australians, that's an old story!
I like the kind of racism which's more serious or at least like that during the apartheid policy from 1948 to 1994 in South Africa.
where all blacks knew which roads to use, which schools to attend, and which hospitals to go to.
That's the kind of racism I respect, but not like that of nowadays.
Please don't misunderstand me, Am a black man(African).
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