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The world bank has issued an arrest warrant to arrest Mr. Poverty and his followers! So if you're among of His followers, please take off. And let your neighbor know about it! Please comment, share comedy don's posts with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for being a great supporter.
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I welcome you all to the 21 century where:
Men marry men( gay marriages)
Women marry women!!!
Mobile phones are wireless.
A married couple decides to be childfree!!!
Homeless are more than those sheltered.
Politicians are shameless!
Both men and women are practicing bestiality(having sex with animals)
Incest is encouraged( E.g there're some states that allow incest in the U.S)
Marriages are no longer prolonged!!!
Drugs are legalized in some countries!
The rich people monopolize the markets!!
The poor triples the rich ones in the world!!
Children are suing their parents in court!!! And that's called civilization in your own understanding!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for supporting us.
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God created man from the dust while a woman from a bone. Being made out of the dust, Adam left history as the first man ever to fail exams. God asked him a simple question concerning his whereabouts( geographical location) And due to the dust he had in his head, I'm naked Adam answered God! Therefore God decided to punish the idiot. Women are wiser, smarter, and stronger emotionally because they were made out of bones. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.
America is very funny, did you know that in the U.S.A., a dog can be sentenced to prison or even to death depending on the crime committed.
A judge and the defence lawyer will decide whether the dog is guilty or innocent.
America and its judges are very funny because sentencing a dog to prison or to death row, it's like sentencing a toddler because she or he can't defend themselves in a court of law!!!
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In my church where I go for prayers, one brother bought a T-shirt with a word written on it "Devil" because he didn't know how to read English!!! Then a sister in the church helped him to translate it for him, He then decided to remove the letter ''D'', and now from the devil to evil. That's how the devil penetrated into our church and turned worshippers into evil!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Imagine you're in the middle of the ocean, your outboard engine has stopped working or you ran out of fuel, and before you know it you're boat is surrounded by sharks and you have no other option left, what will you do to save yourself from the sharks? Please your answers are highly regarded and welcomed. Comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, please stop your imaginations and follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes and funny questions like this.
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The role I acted or played like a poor man back in my primary school has become a member of my life.
I never knew that God would take it seriously that the role I acted in back in school would be my future!!
Guys be careful with what role you choose to play while in school. A friend of mine acted as a beggar while we were in school 25 years ago, recently I met him in town begging!
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My seven-year-old son told me that he had a hearing impairment, and decided to take him to an otolaryngologist. Then he whispered sweets into his ears, where is it? replied my son in a whisper! That's how the doctor cured my son's hearing problem!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends, relatives, and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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A woman whose husband earns more than she can ever spend.
A woman whose late husband willed all his wealth to her.
A woman who marries a rich man today and the next day he's dead!
A woman who hates and is related to Mr poverty but befriends and marries Mr Richard.
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When the time comes for me to die, I want to die like my Uncle who died peacefully in his sleep.
But not like the passengers who died screaming out for help in his bus!
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Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you!
Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal
Wife: ???????????
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Dad: How was school today?
Son: Not bad dad.
Dad: What did you learn today at school?
Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow!
Dad: ???????? !
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The husband came home one evening and said to his wife:
Husband: I invited a friend today for dinner.
Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today.
I'm not in the mood to cook!
Husband: I know!!
Wife: Then why did you invite him?
Husband: The fool is planning to get married!
Wife: And so.
Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!
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A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store.
The U.S.A. no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens.
But trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens.
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When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare.
Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening?
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If you're in search of a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to keep in mind,
Look for a man who's caring, and calm,
A loving man, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children.
After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life.
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Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.
China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called COVID-19.
This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension!
Am not happy because the product's name is in the Greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages?
Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron products.
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Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across costing 500 dollars.
To economize I decided to fly to London where I bought a pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars.
Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more?
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Ask me why am calling men fools?
Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen?
Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes.
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This is a joke therefore don't take it seriously, please.
Africa is known for being the richest continent in mineral resources, with fertile soils, wildlife, tourism, freshwaters, and laziness, building churches is another way of developing Africa, we are also known as beggars.
Australia is known for its natural hazards and the home to kangaroos.
Asia is known for its growing technologies, rice exportation, the most populated continent among all continents, and also known for duplications, and industrious.
Europe is known for its greediness, conflict causers, robbers, scammers, center for technologies and civilization, world's number one weapon producers and sellers, home to killers, and the center to harsh winters.
North America is known for its unending conflicts, home to men looking for war, home to robbers, also the center for technologies, weapon market, also weapon producer, also home to greedy men and women, home to killers also, the center for fulfilling dreams, and also known protecting the world against attacks from terrorists.
South America is known for its drug cartels and the home to prominent drug dealers and suppliers, and home to soccer legends.
Antarctica is the coldest, driest, and windiest continent on earth. It is also home to leopard seals, elephant seals, and fur seals.
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