Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you!
Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal
Wife: ???????????
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Dad: How was school today?
Son: Not bad dad.
Dad: What did you learn today at school?
Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow!
Dad: ???????? !
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The husband came home one evening and said to his wife:
Husband: I invited a friend today for dinner.
Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today.
I'm not in the mood to cook!
Husband: I know!!
Wife: Then why did you invite him?
Husband: The fool is planning to get married!
Wife: And so.
Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!
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A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store.
The U.S.A. no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens.
But trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens.
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When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare.
Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening?
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If you're in search of a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to keep in mind,
Look for a man who's caring, and calm,
A loving man, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children.
After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life.
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Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.
China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called COVID-19.
This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension!
Am not happy because the product's name is in the Greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages?
Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron products.
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Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across costing 500 dollars.
To economize I decided to fly to London where I bought a pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars.
Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more?
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Ask me why am calling men fools?
Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen?
Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes.
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This is a joke therefore don't take it seriously, please.
Africa is known for being the richest continent in mineral resources, with fertile soils, wildlife, tourism, freshwaters, and laziness, building churches is another way of developing Africa, we are also known as beggars.
Australia is known for its natural hazards and the home to kangaroos.
Asia is known for its growing technologies, rice exportation, the most populated continent among all continents, and also known for duplications, and industrious.
Europe is known for its greediness, conflict causers, robbers, scammers, center for technologies and civilization, world's number one weapon producers and sellers, home to killers, and the center to harsh winters.
North America is known for its unending conflicts, home to men looking for war, home to robbers, also the center for technologies, weapon market, also weapon producer, also home to greedy men and women, home to killers also, the center for fulfilling dreams, and also known protecting the world against attacks from terrorists.
South America is known for its drug cartels and the home to prominent drug dealers and suppliers, and home to soccer legends.
Antarctica is the coldest, driest, and windiest continent on earth. It is also home to leopard seals, elephant seals, and fur seals.
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Father: Son, mention five corrupt countries in Africa?
Son: Congo, Zambia, Mali, Burundi, and Angola!
Father: what about our country?
Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't have to count the satan/ devil itself!
Father: Son, repeat your answer once more!
Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't need to count the satan/ devil itself. Please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "I don't know son, because up to now I'm still paying for it". replied the father. Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, click like, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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There are three buses parked for you to choose the one you're to travel by, the first bus there is Canis lupus, then in the second bus there are Ursidae and finally, in the third bus, there are Homo sapiens. You don't have any other alternatives, Which bus are you going to enter? Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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To call 911 in the U.S.A. is another joke, in some countries, we call the police when we're in dangerous situations and when we suspect something, that's when we need the police to intervene and protect us. But in the U.S.A in 2017 a 911 caller was killed by the police. So even in the hands of the police people are not safe in the U.S.A. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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There're several definitions for a prostitute:
A self-employed woman or lady, a business lady, a public telephone, Both a wholesaler and a retailer, a public swimming pool, and a mobile shop. Please you can also add your definition, Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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My answer is yes, how and why? I'll start with you who's reading this what are your names?
Are you not Jons, Peter, Paul, Jessica, Jane, and many of you there. You celebrate your independence every year, yet you still hold colonial names.
Am very sure before the coming of Europeans in Africa, Africans had their own names, cultures, traditions, and religions.
But all these were destroyed and adapted to the colonial master's own. Even Africa's history was destroyed, And many African schools are teaching European history instead of ours!!! what a pity?
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When I die, I may not go to heaven because I don't if God lets the blacks in. If He doesn't allow blacks in, then let me just go to Africa because Africa is the place I know since I have lived! The land that has covered me with love, fed me whenever I was angry, provided shelter for me during times of rain and sun, the land that provided water for me to drink whenever I was thirsty, the only land where even foreigners feel at home.No wonder it's called the mother continent, So when am gone, if God could allow me to go to Africa, I won't complain because it's another heaven.
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Whoever is sick should stay inside for at least 7-14 days. (Leviticus13:4-5) And this is all about the quarantines. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Keep distance if you have symptoms. Cover your mouth and avoid contact.(Leviticus13:4,5,46) Are you not covering your mouth with a mask? Bible readers prove me wrong that this wasn't a prophecy about Covid-19. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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It sounds like a joke, but those who read the bible will prove me right, wash your hands so that you don't die. (Exdous30:18-21) Is it not one of the ways to prevent the spread of Covid-19? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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