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Friday, December 3, 2021

AN ADVICE TO WOMEN !!!

 If you're in search of  a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to keep in mind,

Look for a man who's caring, and calm,

A loving man, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children.

After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life.

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        .COMEDY DON. 


Tuesday, November 30, 2021

ПРОДУКТ АФРИКИ НА РЫНКЕ !!!!

 Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.

AFRICA'S PRODUCT ON THE MARKET!!!!

 China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called COVID-19. 

This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension! 

Am not happy because the product's name is in the Greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages? 

Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron products.

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             .COMEDY DON. 

Friday, November 26, 2021

THE ECONOMIST!!!!

Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across costing 500 dollars.

To economize I decided to fly to London where I bought a pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars. 

Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more? 

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         .COMEDY DON.

Monday, November 22, 2021

MEN ARE FOOLS!

 Ask me why am calling men fools? 

Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen? 

Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least  Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes. 

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        .COMEDY DON.

Friday, November 19, 2021

WHAT'S KNOWN FOR EACH CONTINENT?

   This is a joke therefore don't take it seriously, please.

   Africa is known for being the richest continent in mineral resources, with fertile soils, wildlife, tourism, freshwaters, and laziness, building churches is another way of developing Africa, we are also known as beggars. 

Australia is known for its natural hazards and the home to kangaroos.

Asia is known for its growing technologies, rice exportation, the most populated continent among all continents, and also known for duplications, and industrious.

Europe is known for its greediness, conflict causers, robbers, scammers, center for technologies and civilization, world's number one weapon producers and sellers, home to killers, and the center to harsh winters.

North America is known for its unending conflicts, home to men looking for war, home to robbers, also the center for technologies, weapon market, also weapon producer, also home to greedy men and women, home to killers also, the center for fulfilling dreams, and also known protecting the world against attacks from terrorists.

South America is known for its drug cartels and the home to prominent drug dealers and suppliers, and home to soccer legends. 

Antarctica is the coldest, driest, and windiest continent on earth. It is also home to leopard seals, elephant seals, and fur seals.

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         .COMEDY DON.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

FATHER AND SON.

 Father:  Son, mention five corrupt countries in Africa?

 Son:  Congo, Zambia, Mali, Burundi, and Angola!

Father: what about our country?

Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't have to count the satan/ devil itself!

Father: Son, repeat your answer once more!

Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't need to count the satan/ devil itself. Please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

           .COMEDY DON.


Thursday, November 11, 2021

AN ACCIDENT!!!!

That's when a thief collides with armed robbers.

That's when a human bites a dog!

 That's when a hunter decides to rest in a lions' den.

That's when a priest collides with the chief priest/ witch doctor.
 
When a virgin collides with a rapist!

 When a racist collides with a non-racist!
 
When a cockroach collides with a chicken!

        . COMEDY DON. 

Sunday, November 7, 2021

FATHER AND SON.

 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "I don't know son, because up to now I'm still paying for it". replied the father. Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, click like, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

      .COMEDY DON.

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

ALCOHOL

 There are three buses parked for you to choose the one you're to travel by, the first bus there is Canis lupus, then in the second bus there are Ursidae and finally, in the third bus, there are Homo sapiens. You don't have any other alternatives, Which bus are you going to enter? Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

     .COMEDY DON.

Sunday, October 31, 2021

UNCIVILIZED JUNGLE!!!!

To call 911 in the U.S.A. is another joke, in some countries, we call the police when we're in dangerous situations and when we suspect something, that's when we need the police to intervene and protect us. But in the U.S.A in 2017 a 911 caller was killed by the police. So even in the hands of the police people are not safe in the U.S.A. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

      .COMEDY DON.


Wednesday, October 27, 2021

WHO'S A PROSTITUTE?

 There're several definitions for a prostitute:

A self-employed woman or lady, a business lady, a public telephone, Both a wholesaler and a retailer, a public swimming pool, and a mobile shop. Please you can also add your definition, Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

         .COMEDY DON.

Friday, October 22, 2021

AFRICANS ARE WE STILL COLONISED?

My answer is yes, how and why? I'll start with you who's reading this what are your names? 

Are you not Jons, Peter, Paul, Jessica, Jane, and many of you there. You celebrate your independence every year, yet you still hold colonial names. 

Am very sure before the coming of Europeans in Africa, Africans had their own names, cultures, traditions, and religions. 

But all these were destroyed and adapted to the colonial master's own. Even Africa's history was destroyed, And many African schools are teaching European history instead of ours!!! what a pity?  

  .COMEDY DON.

Friday, October 8, 2021

HEAVEN VS AFRICA !!!

 When I die, I may not go to heaven because I don't if God lets the blacks in. If  He doesn't allow blacks in, then let me just go to Africa because Africa is the place I know since I have lived! The land that has covered me with love, fed me whenever I was angry, provided shelter for me during times of rain and sun, the land that provided water for me to drink whenever I was thirsty, the only land where even foreigners feel at home.No wonder it's called the mother continent, So when am gone, if God could allow me to go to Africa, I won't complain because it's another heaven.  

     .COMEDY DON.

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

A PROPHECY ABOUT COVID-19 PART 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Whoever is sick should stay inside for at least 7-14 days. (Leviticus13:4-5) And this is all about the quarantines. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

         .COMEDY DON.

Friday, October 1, 2021

A PROPHECY ABOUT COVID-19 PART 3!!!!!!!!!!!

   Keep distance if you have symptoms. Cover your mouth and avoid contact.(Leviticus13:4,5,46) Are you not covering your mouth with a mask? Bible readers prove me wrong that this wasn't a prophecy about Covid-19. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

         .COMEDY DON.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

ANOTHER PROPHECY ABOUT COVID-19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 It sounds like a joke, but those who read the bible will prove me right, wash your hands so that you don't die. (Exdous30:18-21) Is it not one of the ways to prevent the spread of Covid-19? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

          .COMEDY DON.

Friday, September 24, 2021

A PROPHECY ABOUT COVID-19!!!!!

  To those who read the bible, people will die of deadly diseases, will not be able to mourn their dead ones. And they won't be able to bury them,(Jeremiah 16:4) This sounds like a joke but it's not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.   

           .COMEDY DON.


Monday, September 20, 2021

DEFINITION OF AN ENEMY AND A FRIEND?

 An enemy is a distanced friend that you know, A friend is a close enemy that you don't know who watches your mistakes, spying, and waiting for the right time to attack you from the back!!! Please comment, share it with your enemies, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

        .COMEDY DON.

Friday, September 17, 2021

HOW OLD IS U.S.A?

 They say that America was discovered or founded in the year 1776, making it 245 years old by now. Very funny the country was discovered in 1776 and writers are telling us that the country is 245 years old, what about the 1776 years? If you got to know me at 20 years old and we have been friends for 10 years, how old am I? But not 10 years old, therefore writers give information that will fit in the calculations!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

      COMEDY DON.

Monday, September 13, 2021

LIFE!!!!!!

  Never take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive, and if you think I'm joking ask your ancestors!!! 

    .COMEDY DON.

Friday, September 10, 2021

DRINK AND DRIVE IS NOT SAFE!!!

people say that it's not safe to drink and drive and that you will never reach safely, liars. yesterday my friend drove and we reached heaven safely after drinking ten bottles of beer as am writing this, we're seated on the left-hand side of God waiting for our trials and wondering how we made it here!! Because I was seated in the back seat, I also crossed the bridge with him therefore we made it together. Please comment, share it with your friend, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.   

     .COMEDY DON.

Monday, September 6, 2021

DO YOU THINK JESUS WILL EVER COME BACK?



The Bible tells us that Jesus will come back for the second time and many believers still waiting!

Imagine you're the father you sent your son to an island and he was badly beaten and nearly killed, will you ever send him again to that place?

That's just your imagination but truly God's only son was beaten and even killed

And by those days, there were no weapons like we have today on earth, and God is aware of them!

Therefore He can't risk again sending His only son to the weaponry earth because this time Jesus won't have a chance for resurrection.

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      .COMEDY DON. 

Friday, September 3, 2021

DOCTORS ARE VERY FUNNY AND CONFUSING!!!

 Have you ever gone for a medical check-up and the doctor writes you the results? And after receiving the results, you realize that you don't understand what he or she has written? And that again you will need someone to help you translate the results in simple terms for you to understand?  I used to think that doctors also passed through schools just like everybody did. I wonder where do they learn that zig-zag they always write to confuse people who are already confused!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

       .COMEDY DON.


Monday, August 30, 2021

THE WRONG NUMBER!!!

 A few days after the burial of my dear wife, I received a message, it read as follows; "Honey I reached safely in fact, I have just entered my new home a few hours ago! honey am already missing you and when are you coming to visit me? By the way, this is my new number honey". I hope you can guess what I thought and how I felt? The following day I received a call from that very number and when I picked up the call, a lady apologized and said that the message wasn't meant for me, it was meant for her fiance but not me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

    .COMEDY DON.

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