SCAMMED BY AIRLINES!!

People are being scammed every day by airlines and no one has realized it yet! I will show you how. There're two prominent classes on each plane that's business and cattle or economy classes, economy class is the cheapest while business class is twice or some times three-times expensive compared to cattle class. The most interesting part is that both the business and cattle classes are going to one destination and will arrive at the same time and on the same plane. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like if you like it, follow us, won't regret it.

       .COMEDY DON.

THE MOTHER'S LOVE.

    Mother: Is like a blanket that protects you from the cold, an umbrella that prevents rain and sun from reaching you, A bread that you can feed on when your hungry, The water that you can drink when you're thirsty, her love is a medicine that cures your soul, A lawyer that defends you in the court of law even if you're guilty, a place where you can run to for a refugee, and mentor that gives you advice when your life is at stake. Please comment if you find it interesting, share this with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.

.COMEDY DON.

WRONG CHOICE!!!

 A man died and then appeared before God for judgment, God gave him a chance to choose where he would like to go. That's either heaven or hell and God allowed him to inspect first before taking his choice. He decided to inspect hell first, on his arrival in hell he was surprised by what he saw. People were busy drinking beer, wine, dancing, singing, enjoyment everywhere, and money in all corners. He inspected heaven also, there people were worshiping, singing, and praising God. Then he finally came back to God and told Him that his choice is hell! Are you sure? God asked. On his arrival to hell for the second time, he was again surprised because this time people were crying out in agony and asking for help and there was nothing like enjoyment! So he asked one man who was crying out loudly, what's going on here? what I saw here on my first arrival is the opposite of what am seeing now. A trick the man replied to him, that's how newcomers are tricked into making their wrong choices. Then realized that he too has made the wrong choice. Thanks for reading, please share, comment, click on the like button and follow us,  and believe me you will always enjoy funny stories and jokes with us.

      .COMEDY DON.

UNPREDICTABLE DREAM.

     When I was a millionaire, I dreamt of being a billionaire but when I became one. then I discovered that when you're a billionaire, even your problems are also counted in billions! As I was still thinking about how to handle my billion problems, then I woke up and discovered that even I had nothing to eat in my house! thanks for reading please share, comment, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY SCIENTISTS.

 The earth rotates but since I was born still in one place and I have not changed my location. Scientists are true liars and they have succeeded in convincing us that the earth is rotating! How come that the minority convinced the majority? And all of you believe in that crap except me! please comment, share, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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THE END OF HEAVEN AND THE BEGNINNING OF HELL!

 Your freedom, peace, and enjoyment end on the day you decide to get married and this applies to men. Sometimes I hear people saying that when you get married, your life changes positively! liars, life changes negatively. When you're single your in heaven and when get married then you find yourself in hell! Thanks for reading, please comment, share, like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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POVERTY IS A GREAT TEACHER.

      There's no great teacher you can ever compare to poverty! It doesn't spoil anyone, unlike riches. It only teaches lessons while luxuries can spoil anybody, that's why those who have ever tasted and survived poverty prefer to stay rich to going back to poverty. I know you're asking how did I get to know this? it's because I have ever been in Poverty, tasted riches and now again I'm back home! If you find it interesting please share it with your friends, comment, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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MEN AND THEIR TWO BRAINS!

Wife: Why were you looking at other women and yet I was with you?

Husband: You women are lucky because you have one brain.

 

Wife: What do you mean by that?

Husband: Men have two brains, that's the upper and the down( between the legs) brains.

Wife: How do they work?

Husband: They don't and will never work at the same time,

And they always have disagreements.

Husband: The second brain has put many men in problems.

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       .COMEDY DON.

IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL!!

It's called football and yet there's a goalkeeper, to make matters worse there's a punishment for handball.

The situation is more interesting when twenty grown-up men chase one ball with fans watching them.

It's a funny game indeed, please comment, share it with your friends, like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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IS IT CORRUPTION OR ARMED ROBBERY IN AFRICA?

No, there's no corruption in Africa but armed robbers, corrupt men carry a portion of what the country has peacefully while armed robbers carry all that the country has by force leaving nothing for the country. Therefore Africa has armed robbers as leaders who are clearing  Africa's treasuries. If you find it interesting please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNISHED FOR A WRONG ANSWER?

Many people think that Adam was punished for eating the fruit, No he was punished for his wrong answer to God's question.

This simple question concerns his geographical location but not his dressing status or appearance.

God asked where he was, am naked answered Adam, and even after eating the fruit, Adam was still an idiot making him the first man ever to be punished for giving a wrong answer to a question.

Therefore God sentenced mankind to death because of Adam's answer.

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AFRICA 2

        As people are dying of new improved diseases and viruses in some parts of the world, only in Africa where its people are dying of diseases that were born in 1915(Aids) and its friend poverty born in the first century! It's painful that people in some parts of the world are dying of improved technologies like Covid-19, bird flu, swine flu, and many others. Please if you find it interesting, comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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IMAGINATION.

  Just imagine your girlfriend comes to visit you and she's somebody's wife, and when the time comes for you to dig where you didn't plant anything only to discover that you don't have condoms in your house. You decide to go and buy some, as you're crossing the road back after buying them, the car knocks you to death. Then you appear before God for judgment with your condoms at hand! Please just judge yourself, Do you stand a chance to enter heaven with such evidence at hand?  What will you tell God? Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

  please let us learn how to respect any woman found on the street because she may be somebody's mother. Even if you don't know her, she deserves respect. It takes nine months to have a baby and do you know what she goes through in those nine months?  Many mothers lose their lives during labor and after labor, she spends sleepless nights with you. when you were sick, she spent sleepless nights, you were thirsty, she gave you what to drink and she never dumped you. After growing into adults, we forget them. We spend time, money, and love on our so-called boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, husbands, friends, and others but not with our mothers. All the above can appear many times in your life but a mother comes once in a lifetime and can't be replaced. We make several calls to our friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands in a day but who remembers his or her mother in a day? If your reading this please pick your mobile phone call your mother and thank her for giving you life and tell her how much you love her, believe me, tears of joy will be shaded by her after hearing such words. We can't pay them back for what they have gone through for our sake. Instead of taking your girlfriend or boyfriend for dinner or launch run home or give a call and say mom, we are going for launch. I will give you one life example, a man in Russia killed many women and used to collect their bags, wallets, and jewelry but guess to whom he was giving all those stolen items? to his mother. Am not crediting him for what he did but I'm trying to show you how people react differently when it comes to a mother. Happy mother's day and even those who are soon to become mothers. Thanks for reading, comment, share, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

        .COMEDY DON.            

DISADVANTAGES OF ALCOHOL ONE!

 An alcoholic was knocked by a car and died on the spot then he appeared before God for judgment and the following day he woke up, he was surprised to see that people around him were crying, asking for forgiveness and for help! Then he asked what had happened? or who died? where are my children and wife? Then started mourning for his family! you died and you're in hell said the man seated by his side. He lost two chances in life, to explain himself before God and we all don't know what questions did God ask him and how he answered because he was drunk!!! 

    .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY LIFE INCIDENTS!

   Usain Bolt trained day and night for five years just to run 9.58 seconds to set a world record in 100 meters in 2009. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN INDIA.

 Please in the moment of silence let us pray for our brothers and sisters in India, especially to those who have died of Covid-19 and those still in the struggle. Don't give up although we're far away from you, we're together in the fight. You're not alone and you will never walk alone take heart to our brothers and sisters in India. May the almighty God be by your side ---------.

      .COMEDY DON ( MUSISI IVAN SSEWAVA)

ALCOHOLIC IN COURT!

 An alcoholic was sued in court for the damages he committed while drunk. When the alcoholic entered the court, the judge said to him you have been brought here for drinking! "Let's get started" said the alcoholic.Comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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WRONG BUS!

An alcoholic boarded the bus and sits next to a woman, then the woman looked at him from head to toes, and she said to him, you're going to hell. The alcoholic jumps from his seat and started screaming loudly wrong bus, the wrong bus, and then boarded off the bus!

       .COMEDY DON.

CRUEL AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM!!!

  A judge in the USA sentenced a man to 5005 years in prison for several robberies and one kidnapping he committed. The judges later discovered that they had gone too far and decided to do something about it, Therefore they reduced the sentence to 1001 years in prison! If you find it interesting please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button and follow us, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY SAYING!!!

   Money doesn't grow on trees but banks have got branches!! What does that mean? Please if you find it interesting, share it with your friends, comment, click on the like button, and follow us and you won't regret it.

  .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYING!

             Alcohol can't solve any problem but neither milk and water do!

                .COMEDY DON.

AN INSULT

 If I will ever need a brain transplant, I would choose yours because I need a brain that had never been used. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow, and you won't regret it.

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VERY FUNNY

Why is it that in Europe, South America, and the USA they have cemetery directors? And to make matters interesting is that directors are appointed from and by the living ones but not from the deads. At least their voices are important here! Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friends, follow us, and won't regret it.

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YOU CAN BE PUNISHED FOR NOTHING DONE!

 Ask me how come? when I was still a schoolboy, I was punished for not doing homework! I didn't do anything but I was punished. Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friend, follow us, and you won't regret it.

       . COMEDY DON.