EFFECTS OF CORONAVIRUS

In the bank entered two men in medical clothes and masks, panic began, and then they declared that it was a bank robbery and everyone calmed down. One old woman said thank God it's not about coronavirus.                                                                                   .COMEDY BLOG.

A MAN IN A LANDMINE FIELD

A man stepped on a landmine and started shouting for help but couldn't see anybody to help him. He saw a big stone in a distance,  he decided to go for the stone so that he could replace it with his leg stepping on a landmine. He woke up in Heaven, thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                                                                                                    .COMEDY BLOG.

UGLY BABY BORN PART FOUR

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                     .COMEDY BLOG. 

ADVANTAGES OF ALCOHOL/ DROVE HIS PASSENGER TO HEAVEN.

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.

   

            .COMEDY DON.

                                                 

PRIVATE MEETING/DREAM

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!

 Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?

 Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back. 

Man:  why? 

Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.

 Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes. 

       .COMEDY DON.                                 

A PIECE OF AN ADVICE TO MEN

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

SERIOUS DISEASES THAT KILL AFRICANS

Infections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases.                                                                                                            .COMEDY DON.

CONFUSING PRAYERS

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

BREAKING NEWS!!

It's no longer news when a dog bites a human being but it's breaking news when a human bites a dog... 

.COMEDY DON.

WHO IS A GIRLFRIEND?

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, a subtraction of cash,

 multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL). 

              .COMEDY DON.                                                              

                 

HOW A MAN SHOULD SPEND HIS CASH?

You become a womanizer, and you acquire STDs.

If you decide to spend your cash on alcohol, the liver and kidneys are affected or damaged.

If you decide to smoke, then your lungs are affected.

You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, causing accidents and then death.

You decide to spend your time on the Internet, and then you spoil your eyes.

 
You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected.
which part of our body are we going to use to enjoy our cash?

For me, I came up with a solution which is sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of too much sleep.

                      

                         . COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN THREE

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN TWO

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?

          .COMEDY DON.

INTERVIEW WITH USAIN BOLT.

Interviewer: Usain what makes you the best runner?
Usain: My enemy helps me to be the best runner.
Interviewer: What do you mean?
Usain: Have you ever been chased by poverty?
Interviewer: No.
Usain: When poverty is chasing you, you will run like me or even faster.

           .COMEDY DON.

AFRICANS ON THE RUN

Africans are the best runners, do you know why? it's because poverty has been chasing them for centuries and therefore they have learned how to create a gap between them and poverty. In Europe running is a game while in Africa, running is just escaping from poverty.
       
                  .COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN

On the day I was born two things happened,  first, my mother didn't recognize me and finally, when my father came to the hospital he looked at me in different directions and asked, honey what's this you gave birth to? I'm sorry darling I can't tell answered my mother.
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            .COMEDY DON.

BRIGHT FUTURE

Friends you have plays a big role in your future, mine is brighter because of the friends I have. And these are my friends: Joe works as a coffin maker, Jacobs works as a gravedigger, Melina works as a funeral mourner, and mac works as a tomb decorator. I wish you could have such friends like mine, I'm blessed. Thanks for reading my series, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.
            . COMEDY DON.

STUDENT'S ARGUMENT

A teacher entered the classroom and found two students arguing about the evolution of man. Then he asked the students, how man came into existence?

 A white student answered God created man from the sand.

A black student answered, man, evolved from a monkey family. 

Teacher, you are all right depending on the surrounding circumstances.

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     . COMEDY DON.

GOD'S IMAGE

As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child,  then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.
     COMEDY DON

FAMILY MEETING

The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight,  a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.
         .COMEDY DON.

A LIAR

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.
         
            .COMEDY DON.

MAGICAL CONVERSATION

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden.

God: What are you doing in my garden?

devil: I was invited.

God: invited, by who?

devil: By your so-called children.

God: How do you convince my children to become your followers?

devil: Hahaha.

devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.

        . COMEDY DON.

EVE'S QUESTIONS

Eve: do you love me?

Adam: yes I love you, dear.

Eve: why do you love me?

Adam: because you're a bone of my bone

Eve: Have you ever cheated on me?

Adam:.....................................

TOOL STORE

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house?
until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

COURT

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime.

Thief one. I stole one matchbox.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.

Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.

Thief three. I stole one car.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                              

  COMEDY  DON