A LIAR

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.
         
            .COMEDY DON.

MAGICAL CONVERSATION

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden.

God: What are you doing in my garden?

devil: I was invited.

God: invited, by who?

devil: By your so-called children.

God: How do you convince my children to become your followers?

devil: Hahaha.

devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.

        . COMEDY DON.

EVE'S QUESTIONS

Eve: do you love me?

Adam: yes I love you, dear.

Eve: why do you love me?

Adam: because you're a bone of my bone

Eve: Have you ever cheated on me?

Adam:.....................................

TOOL STORE

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house?
until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

COURT

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime.

Thief one. I stole one matchbox.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.

Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.

Thief three. I stole one car.

Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                              

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FAMILY DISCUSSION

1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence?
2, Father, God created  Adam and Eve then later they had their children.
1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know.
2.Ok, son.
1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question.
3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family.
1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me?
2. father, about what?
1.Son, about how people came into existence?
1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family.
2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.
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PERFECT DAUGHTER

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter.
Friend. Does she smoke?
Mom. No, she doesn't smoke.
Friend. Does she drink alcohol? 
Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all.
Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky.
Mom. She has no boyfriend yet.
Friend.  As she ever came home late?
Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her.
Friend. You really have a good daughter.
Mom. Yes, I do.
Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw.
Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years.
Friend. What do you mean?
Mom. Because she is only six months old.
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FAMILY CONVERSATION

Wife: you men are lucky.

Husband: what do you mean baby?

Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy.

Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining.

Wife:  what do you mean baby?

Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives.

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CONCUBINE

I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                      .Comedy Don.

PRISION

Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                           .Comedy Don.

MAN

By the time man becomes wise enough to watch his foot steps, he is too old to go anywhere. please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                          .Comedy Don.

FOOTBALL

Football is the most funniest sport in the world, do you know why? It's because twenty mature men chases one ball, two standing in the goal posts doing nothing.And to make it more funny that's when the goalkeeper uses his  hands to catch the ball but it's called football.                                                                                                                       .Comedy Don.

BUSINESS MAN

One day a business man comes home and finds his wife crying, he asked honey why are you crying? i hardly see you home dear answered the wife. I'll take more photos so that you can look at them when I'm away said the business man.Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                                                                                                                            .Comedy Don.

A FUNNY SIGN POST!!!

As I was walking through my city, I came across a signpost that read, " If you don't know how to read and write please call this number". To whom is the signpost addressed to? Please comment, subscribe and you will not Miss our jokes to come.

A MILLION

In order to make a million-dollar, you need to have a million-dollar first. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will never a joke.

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LAWYER

Who is a lawyer? a person who tells lies to the judge and the entire court. A lawyer is a criminal who defends criminals in the court of law. A lawyer is a true liar. Thanks for reading please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                               COMEDY DON

GREEDY WOMEN

I have enough clothes, enough shoes, enough cars, enough sex, enough cash on my bank account, I have made enough tours, therefore, I don't need anything more said a woman!

         .COMEDY DON.

CHEATING

If a woman finds out that her husband is cheating her with another woman, it pains her, But how does she feel when the husband is cheating her with a man?

MODERNIZED SLAVERY

Centuries ago slave traders traveled to Africa for goods, shipped them to Europe and America. And slave masters could go to the slavery market to buy slaves. Today the process is simple and cheaper not as before, embassies have been put in place where slaves buy visas and air tickets by themselves and fly to the lands of slavery to serve as slaves. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                   Comedy Blog.

ALCOHOL DREAMS.

A  man knocks on different doors in the neighborhood asking for help to pass the night there but all of them rejected him. Finally, he knocks on the last door and a woman opens it, he asks her, woman please help me I have knocked all doors in this neighborhood and no one seems to help me. please can I pass a night here, come in please we have been waiting for you, children please come and help me to carry your father to bed again is drunk.                                          Comedy Don.

DURING WAR

This happened during the war period, two soldiers were running after another because fighter jets were bombing everywhere. One soldier asked his colleague how many jets are bombing us? if you want to know then stop running and start counting them answered the colleague. please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                                      Comedy Don.

A FUNNY APPLE SELLER

A grandma seated at a roadside selling apples. 

Buyer: How much are you selling your apples grandma? 

Grandma: Two dollars a kilogram.

Buyer: How many kilograms remaining with you? 

Grandma: Five-kilograms. 

Buyer:- I'm buying all. 

Grand ma : No  i can't sell all  of them to you.

Buyer: Why? 

Grand ma : Because nothing will be left for me to sell tomorrow! Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to my blog and you will always laugh with  me.                                                                                       .COMEDY DON.

CLEANEST CITIES IN THE WORLD

Americans and  Europeans like taking tours or vacations to the following countries Pakistan, Qatar, Bangladesh, Iran, India, Egypt, Mongolia, Bahrain, and others. Do you know why? It's because they want to experience how to live in a very dirty country or environment. They are living in clean cities or environment so they looking for something new or adventure.                                                              Comedy Don.

GIFT OF POVERTY

Good morning guys, I was born and raised up in a poor family. We could hardly afford a meal in a day, we were so poor that even rats and cockroaches ran away from our home because they had nothing to eat there. But we were not the only poor family in our village and that's what kept us living. we had one family car called legezine, We were so poor that when my dad and mom fall sick, we sold all that we had but we couldn't rise even ten dollars and finally, dad and mom passed on because of poverty. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                            Comedy Don.

SEEING,HEARING AND SPEAKING IS NOT A CRIME

Once there lived two good friends, Paul and Jacob. They lived together and they had some natural problems, Paul was both blind and dumb, he worked as a translator and his hobbies were watching movies, reading novels, singing and cooking. While Jacob was both deaf and dumb, he worked as a music teacher and his hobbies were listening to music, singing, and a poem writer. Every evening they could sit down, one listening to music while the other watching movies. One evening after work the two friends decided to go shopping, on reaching the market, it was too late because the sellers had almost left except one man who was still standing and he had all that they wanted to buy. They approached him and asked for the prices but he couldn't respond to them because he was blind, deaf, and dumb. And that's why he was still standing because he couldn't see, hear or talk. Please comment, like, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                                                                               Comedy Don