FUNNY QUESTIONS, XI.

Funny questions, XI.

Why is it that when you discover oil, gold, or other minerals on your land, they are called government properties? 

And if hard drugs are found on your land, are they called your own? 

And you will even receive a punishment for that!! 

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IMAGINATION, 1.

Imagination, 1. 

If 60 seconds make up one minute, 60 minutes make up one hour, and 24 hours make up one day. Why shouldn't 60 hours make up one day? Then, why shouldn't 60 days make up one month? And why shouldn't 60 months make up one year? It would have been fair if 60 years could make up a century! Please comment, click like if you find this interesting, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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LIFE IS UNBALANCED, ONE.

Life is unbalanced, one. 

For many years, the Americans looked for the right man who could sink their ship, and finally, God answered their prayers. The guy is trying to fulfil their dreams, but they're now complaining. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, X.

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When a married man dates a married woman, what are they looking for?

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THE STORY OF MR GARI!

 The Story Of Mr Gari.

Mr Gari was born somewhere in Africa to Mr and Mrs Cassava. he tried settling in many African countries but was not welcomed. He never gave up on his mission of saving his brothers and sisters and kept trying by visiting other African countries until he arrived in West Africa, where he was welcomed greatly. He was happily welcomed in Nigeria, where he later opened up his headquarters, and since then, he has saved millions of Nigerians from dying of hunger/starvation. One Nigerian said," How Nigerians would have survived in the absence of Mr Gari?". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and won't regret it. 

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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED, ONE.

 I have never seen a woman make a broke guy rich, but I have seen guys make poor ladies rich.

I have never seen a lady paying fees for a guy through university, but I have seen guys doing so due to love!

I have also seen ladies turn guys from billionaires to millionaires! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, IX.

Funny Questions, IX.

Banks have CCTV cameras for security because they hold money and other valuables. Why do churches have CCTV cameras, and what purpose do they serve?

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WHY JESUS ENDED UP PICKING CRIMINALS AMONG HIS DISCIPLES?

Criminals among Jesus' disciples

Peter denied Jesus three times, Thomas doubted Him, and Judas Iscariot betrayed Him. As a son of God, He would have seen this coming. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.

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WORDS OF WISDOM!!!

They say that there is democracy, freedom of speech, human rights, peace and equality yet Elon Musk is the richest human on earth with a sum of 400 billion dollars. No single arrest warrant has been issued for his arrest. In Christianity, they say "Share the little you have with your neighbour" There are eight billion people on earth, and even if he gives each person a million dollars, he will still remain the richest. Equality is a theory, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS, VIII.

Funny question, VIII.

Do you truly own that apartment you claim is yours? 

 

If you believe so, then allow me to pose these questions: 

 

Who possesses the walls on all sides of your so-called apartment? 

 

If you think you own them, try removing just one brick from any side you choose! 

 

Then you will confront the facts. 

 

Who owns the floor and roof of your apartment? 

 

Similarly, the floor and the roof belong to the neighbours above and below you! 

 

This means that you only own the space in between the walls.

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