Why would God have to send His only son to die to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying?
There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!!
There's no logic seriously!
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Britain once colonised India and other parts of the world, and that's history.
But today the British prime minister's roots are from India!!! This life is not balanced.
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The brain of a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections.
In the left section of her brain, there's nothing right, and in the right section, there's nothing left!!
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I have been using my neighbour's land for many years, but recently he discovered that I was using his land.
He didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!!
And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good.
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Last month I walked into a police station and helped them to solve the unsolved murder of the former and late president of the U.S.A.
John F. Kennedy! I confessed to murdering him and am writing this on death row.
Just imagine it was my first time taking drugs!
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A dinner date that turned into an interview,
Lady- What are your names?
Man- My name is Jacob Williams.
Lady - What's your age?
Man - Am 40 yrs old.
Lady - What do you do for a living?
Man - A grave digger!
Lady - How much do you earn?
Man - It depends!!!
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What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory Coast, Senegal and many others?
Gold, copper, uranium, tin, salt, coal, ore, iron, oil, diamonds, and many more.
And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA".
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Just imagine, you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die.
And that you will inherit his wealth, then you die first!! very painful,
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You must acquire land and its titles, prepare and clear the bushes on it.
Then, after making sure that the land is clear and yours, you can now start building your serious relationship!!!
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Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given light punishments.
But I don't know, what kind of fruit and quantity Adam and Eve ate that made God sentence them and us to death?
Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer!
Bible scholars just be careful with what you're writing!
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Last week I went to church, and I confessed my sins to the pastor.
Then he called the police for me! this life is not balanced.
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Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten!
People can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!!
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- As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world.
- As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married.
- As you're crying, someone is just laughing!!
- As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!!
- As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!!
- As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired!
- As you're being released from prison, someone has just been sentenced to prison!!
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Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds!
This life is unbalanced.
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Gen.1:1 says that in the beginning, God created heaven and earth.
If that's the case where was He living before heaven and earth were created?
Bible scholars please be careful with what you're writing!!!
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A Kenyan lawyer sues Israel and Italy to the international court of law for killing Jesus!
He's attempting to acquit Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2000 years ago.
Truly madness has no level!!!
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A man bought a matchbox on reaching home, he tried all the matches but none was lighting.
He then ran back to the shop complaining, and he again bought another matchbox,
This time he tested all the matches one by one until the matches box was empty, just to be sure all were lit.
He then put all the matches back into the matchbox and headed home.
How do you evaluate this man?
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Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten, you can be still used as an example to prevent others from following your paths.Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..
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This is when a man sleeps with different women in search of whom to marry!!!!
That's a test drive. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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When you get rich, people will always ask for the source of your wealth!!!
But when you were poor nobody asked for the source of your poverty!!
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Instead of creating more jobs, our governments are busy inventing or creating robots in the name of development!!
Are they fighting unemployment or creating more spaces for unemployment?
And how can we define this sort of madness?
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Last week I entered another hotel shouting, your partner is coming.
Then I was surprised both men and women came out of the hotel rooms running.
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There's always light at the end of the tunnel!
That's pure wickedness, what's the purpose of that light at the end of the tunnel?
just like getting rich in your old age!! what's that wealth for?
And how are you going to enjoy it?
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Mr poverty was born in Africa,
Travelled to Asia, died in Europe, was buried in the United States of America, resurrected in South America.
And finally travelled back home ( Africa).
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Last week, I entered the hotel and shouted, " Your wife is coming!" Twenty women came out of their rooms and ran towards the entrance!!
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"If I am given a chance to be the head of this nation, there will never be corruption because there will be nothing to steal," Said one incoming politician.
Meaning!! I don't know how you have understood it but I understood it in my own way!!!
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To all women around the world, you waste all your time making your hair look nice, enlarging your lips, reducing the sizes of your bodies, enlarging your breasts, changing your nose and many other parts of your body.
But that's not what men are looking for!
Believe me, men are not interested in all that, their minds and eyes are forecasted to different places/parts.
Ladies, next time you're on the street, carefully watch men and see where their eyes are forecasted. That's where you need to make some changes.
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After working hard and finally, you're paid for your hard work;
When you decide to become a womanizer, you end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases, you decide to take alcohol as an alternative then you damage your liver, when you decide to smoke, this results in damaging your lungs.
And when you decide to watch sports on television, your sight is affected!!!
Which part of the body are you going to use to enjoy your money?
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When the rich read this inscription, they cry; when the poor read it, they rejoice; when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together.
"Everything is temporary," is written on the rock!!!
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Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that.
How do we call that, madness or a serious problem?
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They say that never make the same mistake twice.
But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times) just to be sure!!!
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Women didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them!
It was much easier for Eve to listen to the snake/Satan than to what God had said to her!!
Men, you're daydreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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This is how I'll define the term civilization:
Online dating, Sex on the phone, human beings destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia(human sex attractions towards animals) and many more.
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A poor man is busy praying for long life, yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow!
It's like asking God to give you food tomorrow, and you haven't eaten today
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In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!!
But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call democracy!!!
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Jons, I will choose sense.
Tom, I will choose money.
Jons, why did you choose money?
Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!!
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Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton????
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Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody perfect!!
Then what's the purpose of practising?
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How many stingy people do you know?
If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!!
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Wife: What are you doing honey?
Husband: I am reading our marriage certificate!
Wife: Why are you reading it?
Husband: Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!
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Every woman is a wife material,
But the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors.
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They say that a man is incomplete until he gets married!
And when he gets married then he's completely finished.
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There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Jane: I made my husband who he is now.
Marry: What do you mean?
Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire.
Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him?
Jane: He was a billionaire!!!
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It's an animal that cuts down trees, makes papers and writes on them
"save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!!
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