AMERICA'S ANIMAL DEATH ROW!!

 

America is very funny, did you know that in the U.S.A., a dog can be sentenced to prison or even to death depending on the crime committed.

A judge and the defence lawyer will decide whether the dog is guilty or innocent.

America and its judges are very funny because sentencing a dog to prison or to death row, it's like sentencing a toddler because she or he can't defend themselves in a court of law!!!

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THE DEVIL INSIDE THE CHURCH!!!

 In my church where I go for prayers, one brother bought a T-shirt with a word written on it "Devil" because he didn't know how to read English!!! Then a sister in the church helped him to translate it for him, He then decided to remove the letter ''D'', and now from the devil to evil. That's how the devil penetrated into our church and turned worshippers into evil!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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IMAGINATION!!!!

 Imagine you're in the middle of the ocean, your outboard engine has stopped working or you ran out of fuel, and before you know it you're boat is surrounded by sharks and you have no other option left, what will you do to save yourself from the sharks? Please your answers are highly regarded and welcomed. Comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, please stop your imaginations and follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes and funny questions like this.

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YOU WILL NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOUR HISTORY!!!!

 The role I acted or played like a poor man back in my primary school has become a member of my life. 

I never knew that God would take it seriously that the role I acted in back in school would be my future!! 

Guys be careful with what role you choose to play while in school. A friend of mine acted as a beggar while we were in school 25 years ago, recently I met him in town begging! 

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HEARING IMPAIRMENT OR HEARING LOSS!

  My seven-year-old son told me that he had a hearing impairment, and decided to take him to an otolaryngologist. Then he whispered sweets into his ears, where is it? replied my son in a whisper! That's how the doctor cured my son's hearing problem!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends, relatives, and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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WHO IS A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN?

 A woman whose husband earns more than she can ever spend.

 A woman whose late husband willed all his wealth to her.

A woman who marries a rich man today and the next day he's dead!

A woman who hates and is related to Mr poverty but befriends and marries Mr Richard.

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PEACEFUL DEATH!!!

When the time comes for me to die, I want to die like my Uncle who died peacefully in his sleep.

But not like the passengers who died screaming out for help in his bus! 

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