WIFE AND HUSBAND ARGUMENT !!!

 

Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you!

Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal

Wife: ???????????

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EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL!!!

Alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you forget the question!

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DAD VS SON?

 Dad: How was school today?

 Son: Not bad dad.

Dad: What did you learn today at school?

Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow!

Dad: ???????? !

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FUNNY SAYINGS!!!!

Never give up on your dreams, but do you know how to reach your dreams? Please keep on sleeping!

That's the only way of reaching your dreams!

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HUSBAND VS WIFE!

  

The husband came home one evening and said to his wife:

Husband: I invited a friend today for dinner.

Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today.

I'm not in the mood to cook!

Husband: I know!!

Wife: Then why did you invite him?

Husband: The fool is planning to get married!

Wife: And so.

Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!

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THE DREAM OFTHE UNITED STATES OF AFRICA (U.S.A) !!

Finally, Africa is united with one central bank, one common language which is not English or French, and one common currency, with one president.

the current presidents will now become governors representing their states in every African summit, with Julius Malema as the first-ever president of the U.S.A., roads and railways are under construction to connect all African states, and All Africans are required to acquire U.S.A passports.

All Africans living abroad are coming back home to develop Africa, All former African Embassies are now replaced by U.S.A Embassies in each country, Africa's common currency is called the Golden coin, And it's now the most commonly used currency around the world.

Americans, Europeans, Asians, Australians, and others are now required to acquire visas before travelling to the United States of Africa.

Now Africa is giving loans to Europe, America, Asia, Australia, and others to develop their economies, Africa's economy is now ranked number one in the world, and Africa's army is ranked the number one strongest army in the world.

All Africans are entitled to free medical care and education, All funds embezzled by former African presidents are due to be returned to Africa, and all former presidents are sentenced to death or life imprisonment for corruption.

It's easier to acquire a visa to heaven than to acquire the United States of Africa's visa!

This is just my secret imagination, I have become a daydreamer due to African corrupt leaders and dictators.

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AMERICA IS FULL OF COMEDY!!!!

 A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store. 

The U.S.A. no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens.

But trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens. 

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SIMPLE QUESTION!!!

When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare. 

Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening? 

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AN ADVICE TO WOMEN !!!

 If you're in search of  a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to keep in mind,

Look for a man who's caring, and calm,

A loving man, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children.

After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life.

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