VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

          .COMEDY DON.

THE DREAM

The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting:

Get up quickly! My husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, and hurts himself, And then he realises that he's the husband.

             .COMEDY DON.

             

THE TRAGEDY

 Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!

. COMEDY DON.

LOVE HEROES

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.

                   

           .COMEDY DON.

INSIDE THE BAG

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.

         .COMEDY DON.