https://muddysearch.com/2yVtHc Swearing on highways is illegal/prohibited in Rockville, Maryland. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups. Click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Georgia, eating fried chicken with a fork is illegal in Gainesville. Because Gainesville is considered to be the capital/centre for poultry in the world. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Maine, Dancing requires a special permit in alcohol serving establishments. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Dear Father, the people You created from our rib are now saying that they're ready to compensate us/ to give us back all that we spent on them. We need your advice. Please share this with your friends and groups, and comment, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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If you're looking for stable governments, Africa is home to stable governments. That's where you will experience stability/ no changes in any sector, we're maintaining our history. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups. Click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Idaho, Cannibalism is illegal except for survival! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Hawaii, Coins can't be placed in the ears. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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In the state of Florida, Unmarried women can't parachute on Sunday. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Delaware, whispering in church is prohibited. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of California, women can't drive while wearing housecoats. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Arizona, donkeys are not allowed to sleep in the bathtubs. This law resulted from a 1920s incident when a donkey was washed away by a flood while sleeping in a bathtub. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
In the state of Alabama, no fake moustaches in churches because this may result in laughter, disrupting services. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
As I was about to reach home yesterday, I saw a lot of smoke coming from our house and fire trucks in our compound. Then I realised the results of my wife's trying to learn how to cook!
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President Trump has started deporting immigrants back to their countries of origin. Let's hope the Lady of Liberty won't be deported back to France, as that's where she originated between 1880 and 1884.
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1. Should pick a woman who cares about you.
2. You should choose a woman who loves you.
3. Should pick a trustworthy woman.
4. Choose a woman who renders you her time.
5. Choose a woman who makes you happy.
6. And finally, make sure that these five women don't get to know each other.
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Welcome to the twenty-first century.
Where prostitutes are advising married ladies!
The unemployed ones are living better than the employed ones!
The uneducated are creating jobs for the educated ones!
Single people are enjoying life compared than married people!
The minority are making decisions for the majority!
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Who remembers in the Bible when Moses stretched his hand over the Red Sea and the water divided allowing the Israelites to cross to the other side?
How deep was or is the Red Sea?
Bible scholars get serious.
Please your answers are highly considered in the comment section.
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How come Jesus, being God's son, never saw this coming while selecting His disciples? Judas Iscariot is likely to betray Him! Simon Peter will deny knowing Him! And finally, Thomas doubts Jesus! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don; you won't regret it.
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Guess the country?
I travelled to a country in West Africa and I drank too much alcohol. I asked a waitress to call a taxi to take me to the hotel where I was lodging. Some minutes passed before I was told that the taxi had already arrived. I hurried outside and didn't see any taxi; a few yards from where I was standing, there was an ambulance. I kept waiting until the waitress came and told me that the ambulance I was looking at was actually the taxi I had been waiting for. Immediately, the driver came out and opened the door for me. I thought it was a joke until I reached my destination and the driver demanded the taxi fare. That's when I realised how civilisation has changed and simplified everything. Your answers are to be taken seriously in the comment section, and share this with your friends and groups, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Did you know that we spend all our time here on earth waiting to die? Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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The doctor gave me one year to live. The following day, I killed him for giving me little time to live. Then the judge gave me a twenty-five-year sentence. Did I solve the problem or create more problems? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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There are a few things found in men's brains. And these are: Money, sex, alcohol, and sometimes sports.
While in women's brains, there are many things found: Money, love, sex, care, security, shoes, bags, clothes, cars, best houses, flowers, positive surprises, alcohol, and the list continues. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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